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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21723
 23.10.2009
The Russians have everything but money, conscience and a day off.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21722
 23.10.2009
XXX: I am a resistant
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX is pleasant
xxx: that I am a very difficult resistant
xxx :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21721
 23.10.2009
There was a case in the universe, one group was late for a couple of 20 minutes.

Re: Why are you late?
In my soul was...
Q: Couldn’t you go earlier?
The former one came...
PRED: And what then?? to
After sex, I ran into the shower before.

The group barely got off the chairs.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21720
 23.10.2009
Lilly (12:48:23 22/10/2009)
A man came for a job after 2 years in which there was only one inscription that he worked as a freezer for 29 days.

Sergey (12:50:21 22/10/2009)
:D

Lilly (12:50:59 22/10/2009)
It seems that this fact of biography has something to do with him...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №21719
 23.10.2009
Nothing raises the mood so much during a couple as a rooster who came to her in a strict black suit... and in a tie with the Simpsons.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21718
 23.10.2009
In the method in one of the formulas there is the number 3.41.
We approach the predecessor to clarify:
Maybe there is a mistake here?
Q: Why is it?
I think it should be 3.14
Q: Not everything in this life is drunk.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21717
 23.10.2009
I love the virgins.
After the first mining:
Better with you than with your hand.
Oh and why?
You are warm...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21716
 23.10.2009
In the early 90s, my father had a tradition at work: to celebrate various events abundantly (vacation, coming from vacation, etc.).) and not where it got, but someone at home from the brigade (6-8 people) Once noted with us, very already noted and approached my younger sister (she was somewhere 2-3 years old): tell a poem about Ivan Cousin - a large corn, put on the refrigerator and persuaded, the child did not tolerate it for a long time. There was only one word: Hate! The men swallowed it and within a minute they left. My sister is 21 years old and she can also write a single word.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21715
 23.10.2009
From the ASK:

yyy: The light here on the dating site all hangs... I want to fuck
YYY: Write to you, accidentally sent a light to *wall*
xxx you are dumb
YYY: the fuck will survive
xxx is the))
YYY: How it wasn’t comfortable probably :D
Yyy: Mya, ask me to get rid of the ignorant

X: Can you take it out of the ignorance? I think, if you have learned nothing, you can always ignore it again.
Sss is mm.
Sss: the last time I pull out, the last chance to fix our lives

(A few minutes later)

I accidentally sent her:
yyy: This sheep sent an authorization
YYY: * rofl *

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21714
 23.10.2009
Yesterday on the Garden Ring through the streams of cars tried to break a car "Ambulances". First with a flash, but then, desperately being missed, with a sirene. Lexus, Mercy and BMW reluctantly ceded the road, signaled and flashed with the lighthouses of GAZELI, who decided to squeeze their majesty from the busy track. Then there was a tunnel, the most bold dared in the open windows to scream "where to preish".

And after ten kilometers, the ambulance suddenly stopped blinking and rushing. I went on a turn to the tank. The driver stood through one person and at some question of the cashier threw the phrase "no time, traffic jams around".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21713
 23.10.2009
Fuck you fucking!
Economics and Sociology of Labor. The business game.
Experts, what do you think?
We disagree on a lot.
We are the state, we are the state!! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21712
 23.10.2009
OMG, from the French Chamber of Measures and Weights, two unknown people in masks stole the standard of a hectare!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21711
 23.10.2009
xhhh(He): Only in Russia children’s cream is used for adults!+)
WOW: How is it?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №21710
 23.10.2009
I, a person living with unlimited internet (4Mbps) for two years, gathered yesterday and finally threw out the modem. In my heart, it’s still not calm.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №21709
 23.10.2009
I’ve always wondered why doctors write so blatantly. I asked a doctor and got this answer:
At first grade, the old professor continued to whisper: “Future doctors, remember that you write the diagnosis and the history of the disease for the prosecutor’s office!”and "

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №21708
 23.10.2009
Contact information of VKontakte:

and mob. Phone Name: Nedam
The house. Phone: I don’t say
ICQ: Exactly above 60

Yes, ICQ has more than 60...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21707
 23.10.2009
You are joyful!!!Go what I put in.

NLoyer: Oh... I will tell you.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21706
 23.10.2009
P.S. I’m like you always.
Caxann: I am standing at the subway today, waiting for Taras and reading
Caxann: two guys are coming, well I think again little questions will be asked, already begun to come up with a clever answer
Caxann: And one of them is a typical tone of a go-to hopper - "Is there a che to read"?
Caxann: They look at the cover, and with an understanding look, they grieve: Blabla, Fry. Is there nothing more serious?
Caxann: I gave these poor people last year’s Physics Conspects with joy.
Caxann: Peter Hule

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №21705
 23.10.2009
SeiRioS: Tomorrow I'll ask the bear's question via online video link

Dubrovsky: SeiRioS: ask when the crazy Starcraft 2 will be released

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21704
 23.10.2009
Girls are such beautiful and cute creatures, straight like children.
I would like to have all the girls aged 15-16 years old, fucking fucking!! to

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