Gnesol: I work means proger in one company, the salary is low, and there is a lot of work. One day I’m in the car and here in my back comes infinitely. I get out of the car, the girl comes out of the infinity and let’s panic, saying it’s my fault that I stopped. Then, as it turned out, this was the daughter of my boss, I think she would be fired, but not, took her keys and raised my salary).

Three things cannot be understood. God, the Universe and the Soviet Engineers, who invented a wall through which everything can be heard, but the nail can not be knocked!! to

and Murphy:
Here is the next generation: daughter 9 years old and son 7 years old. Well, guys, let’s go to the cinema! A great cartoon is coming! =) is
Two pairs of amazed eyes look at me, the son says, “Mom, I can’t. We are playing an anthology in Warcraft today.
My daughter is waiting for me in the courtyard. But mother, don’t be upset! We are on vacation, and you and I will definitely go on a cartoon!

Fucks the fuck. o_o

FB: I woke up this morning and cut off my alarm. I decided to get up on the 10th exhalation. 15 minutes was lying, almost stunned >_<

As a child, I played some type of urban planning strategy, people were starving at the menu, and I persistently continued to build conservatories. I sincerely believed that the conservatory produced canned food >.<

xxx: I propose to change the name of the militia to the police, to change the name of the ruble to the police.
The dollar,
Well, or even in a pound sterling, or the truth, to give a bribe to the police rubles -
by Memyton.
It is better to go to Piast.

In the Prussian Central Technical School, a computer science teacher worked with knowledge of only German, so he called the famous keys "Caps Lock" and "Backspace":))

The company sells all types of camper. The call to the datacenter from a customer recently purchased a couple of netbooks.
Q: Are we serious guys?
D is yes.
Q: Did you pay on time and the payment arrived?
D: Yes, it is okay.
Q: We are serious guys, right?
Q: What kind of shit are they pink?! to

Irina (23:56:30 21/10/2010)
Today in the pharmacy was, in a large, there was a lot of people. The guy buys any pills, and his girlfriend in the room stands away from him. The guy bought everything, then, without leaving the box, looks at the condoms and screams at the whole pharmacy to the girl: "Oll, do we need anything from the children?"

The whole row in the stumbling, then the rubbing began

Damn, I forgot, my memory is very bad.)
WOW : :-)
You don't know, but with sclerosis they take in the army?))
WOW: Of course taking... and HDD repeatedly))

XXX: How far has progress been made?
Previously, when a man was happy, he distributed flowers and drinks at his own expense.
xxx: and today I went into the coffee shop and caught a point on the Wi-Fi laptop with the title "I am in a bad mood! Everyone is on the run!"

The public is delighted, developers in shock - the mine in the sapphire gave a spark

XXX is
I'm going to go to winlocker'a.
Finding a quick cure.

YYY
And which one? WINLOCKER – is it forbidden access everywhere?
Thus i. Neither you have a regedit, nor a distract of tasks... nor files so beloved, hidden...

XXX is
Aha
There is a small serpent.
It doesn’t block everything.
If you press Win + U, the Special Capabilities Manager opens.
- there to choose a screensaver, it has a link to the site of melcosoft
The browser is loaded and the browser is the file manager.
-through the browser, we go to the flash drive, start AVZ, treat the task manager, start the manager by removing the process
Complete recovery through AVZ.

YYY
You are the picture! Did the gynecologist try? and :)

I downloaded Photoshop CS4. For a long time I could not understand what was wrong. Strange names... I thought I just forgot English, it turned out I just don’t know Spanish.

<varga> I am going to Israel in a week. The wall of crying.
<Saltis> The Rope It will soon be replaced by a microblog.

Alley: No, you feel what a cynical boss we have.
Alley: after all, I was not lazy to find a brochure in the innet "how to find a job", printed and distributed to bombs and Gypsies - such as instead of charity)))
Arbalet: cynical - it would be if we were given

I realized how devoured my cat was when he coveted onto a covered table to spit a fancy of candy to play with him.

But before I leave, I want you to know.
WOW: Speak
One cubic meter of wood can make half a million toothbrushes

I wore a housekeeper underneath. The neighbor said that I have beautiful eyes )))))

Lectures on Information Systems Design.
Lecturer: "And here we practically made the information system. What is it?"
The voice from the audience: "Well, we still need people who will work with it."
Lecturer: "In the framework of this course we will not do people."