Sergey Kalugin (solist of the group "Orgia of the Righteous") in his book:

There was an epochal dialogue at home.

The Israeli friend:
Let’s go to London on the Pays together?
My wife is shocked:
In what?? to

Photo of a girl on a dating site. Field, she stands half-turning her back to the chamber, in a striped closed swimsuit. The comments:
What a ass.
I want you.
Better such ones.
Zebra in the pastures

Ansonna on the example of the porner:
We will cut 16+!

The case at the Military Command on medical examination:
You have three large moles on your back to remove them, otherwise we will not be able to take you to the army.
- and I can't now, I'm afraid, we all in the family are afraid of removing the motherboard, he is up to 27 years old.
What if the age limit is extended to 30?
Then I will break the tradition and I will be afraid until 30.

Coca-Cola signs contract with Lotus F1
Eee : and?
XXX: It will be fun.
Eee: Yes
Red Bull vs Burn
Eee : No
It will be better
When the salt
Eee: Ride out
Eee: on the roads
New Year’s Trailers!! to
xxx: ^ _ ^

When I was 8-10 years old, we had a six with a wonderful magnet. I always listened to Russian radio in the car. And here we go somehow to the country, and in the program of the table of orders called a young man very hungry. In the background there is a whisper of bottles and laughter of comrades. And the guy: "I have called? Am I on the air? I want to send a huge greeting to Lena...my ex-wife. And the song "Well, what a terrible you are!"Lenka, hello!!and "

Weather, I will buy a new car.
The old what?
I went on a pass today. I was shaved in the morning. Dick photographer when the photo was being processed asked: "Can I shave you a little?"

Moscow metro is very quiet, quiet, almost uninhabited.As a resident of Tokyo I tell you.

Technical support is fun:
<[130] WTO> Added, now everything is well
<[130] WTO> Ooh, ninida
<[130] WTO> But you are well too

Running line in the news of the 5th channel, ))))))) Yakut Shamans Destroy Tucks over Switzerland, for the shootings of the new film Nikita Mikhalkov. The new comet. Yup...