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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22845
 23.11.2009
Glass (14:45:48 23/11/2009)
Do you have any videos where we smoked Salvia?
Blake (14:46:34 23/11/2009)
Enter your name on YouTube.

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №22844
 23.11.2009
Mamka strapped the flu vaccine from work to inject me and Batty at home.I am sitting behind the comp, she suits me to inject this in my shoulder, does..in a few seconds avast says with a lively voice "The virus database is updated")) O_o

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №22843
 23.11.2009
xxx: Guests are needed to keep the house in order from time to time.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №22842
 23.11.2009
Comment to the photo: "And this is we and Katyushka see the lesson of Russian"

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22841
 23.11.2009
A picture, a demotivator, a girl on it and a signature: "In the junior classes, boys beat beautiful girls with wallets on their heads, and then wonder why all the beautiful girls are stupid."

The comments killed:
I am a victim of violence.
- Katya, there is written “beautiful” HDD

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22840
 23.11.2009
Torvalds in two years, on the 20th anniversary of Linux, they think of the Nobel Prize to be issued, that’s why it’s worth getting sick!!! Not all of that football.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22839
 23.11.2009
In the trolleybus:
Mom(s), speaks to someone on the phone and does not notice that the child 3-4 years old(s), sitting at the window carefully licking the glass. Unable to withstand, a woman standing next to her, draws her mother's attention to the child's occupation:
M is My son!! What are you doing?? to
R is mine.
What are you washing there?? to
City of R, Mom.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22838
 23.11.2009
I understood! Those who put silencers on cars in childhood had a big crack.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22837
 23.11.2009
If, you don’t, you know where to put it, it’s better, don’t put it, at all.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22836
 23.11.2009
My provider just called me.
eMaster: suggested to connect to the inuit...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22835
 23.11.2009
The telephone conversation:

XXX is Hi! How to do?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need your bit.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №22834
 23.11.2009
I celebrated my friend’s birthday at the house. A clear thing drank a lot, a bathtub, all things... Here one guy, being very drunk, decided to make a sandwich. I took bread, found a bowl of jam, anointed and eaten... So I come to the country next weekend, I think and give us something to eat. I take bread, find this bowl and read on it the following: “A cleansing scrape for the body.” Bananas, peaches, oranges" I think to tell him, or not?))

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22833
 23.11.2009
I have a non-aggression pact with my conscience: she doesn’t bite me – I don’t have her.

[ + 51 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22832
 23.11.2009
XXX is
Dear Unknown Resident of Aska...If you have a drop of fantasy and a drop of free time, you could not participate in this survey (well, you really need to get out of the seminar)))..Just answer the question: with what color you are associated with...
1 The Power
2 Leadership
Three love
4 Friendship
5 reliability
6 The Success
7 Creativity
8 work
Thanks in advance

YYYY
white orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22831
 23.11.2009
XXX is:
In short..I live in a village, in order to get to school you need to go through the forest, there to the city..But it doesn't matter, I come out of the house then I go on such a country street..All have a fence and dogs..Well I have a home 3-4 to go and I am near the forest. So in one house lives 2 dogs..Well, one of them is wild...As soon as I pass one of these dogs on me begins badly so, wildly laughing...So here..And the second time is not lost in vain:) she approaches this seam from behind and begins to actually perform her dog duty, well here...As long as I go, one dog cheats, the other fucking..As soon as I leave, all the fun goes away..And you understand..I have been going to this school for 3 months and such a job "tactic", now this second good dog is waiting for me in the morning, does not leave the fence...

P.S. I am happy to give some pleasure...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22830
 23.11.2009
<xxxxx> you don’t know, by the way, but what explains the phenomenon of instantaneous change of eye color in people? Only one of my acquaintances changed the shade three times!
<yyyyyyy> that’s because you just fell in love with her.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №22829
 23.11.2009
Fursenko: "The disadvantage of the Soviet education system was the attempt to form a man-creator, and now the task is to raise a qualified consumer, able to qualifiedly use the results of the creativity of others."

Fuck, even if they didn’t burn.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22828
 23.11.2009
Online multiplayer game where you have to wander a deer with a human face through the forest and interact with other deer.

What is a life simulator?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22827
 23.11.2009
gothic (10:43:53 22/11/2009)
I wake up in the morning and feel something warm in my feet.

gothic (10:44:01 22/11/2009)
I am glad, I think Yulkin's feet

gothic (10:44:06 22/11/2009)
Anne is not. The Fuck.

gothic (10:44:10 22/11/2009)
In the sense of blanket.

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22826
 23.11.2009
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