News on Yandex: Roskomnadzor blocked four articles of Wikipedia due to drugs. What drugs prompted Roskomnadzor to block Wikipedia articles?

A thousand bucks in a license is a scam! I worked in a software office and there the marketer originally solved the problem of piracy and increasing sales - he persuaded the bosses to throw a pre-release beta with glucs and some shortcomings on torrents (without specifying this, of course) and in the agreement to indicate the information about the premium.
Is it necessary to say that in the official version there was nothing like this, but those who read this - ran to buy the license, because. In principle, it should have been more...

He sharply and unexpectedly sneezed for himself during the shaving. Gillette, thank you for living.

Jee: I’m scared of having a conflict with my father after one occasion.
Jee: Our cat has taken the habit of getting rid of excess wool in the stomach on the light carpet in one of the rooms, and one day the father, cleaning after him again, said, "Max, thou shrink again on the carpet - I'll crack, thou shrink!"
Jee: Woot... and what do you think? I come home somehow from the universe and I am met by a foul cat!!!)) It is under the machine!! His hair was 8 centimeters long!! She is no more than a bit of a bitch!!) There was a mother, a healthy cat, and became some sort of cat) The cat has stress!! He will not recognize himself! Neither in the mirror nor in the touch! It was the first time in 16 years of a cat’s life that he was so lowered! He is the owner of the apartment and just a veteran!!)
Jee: When I asked Battie how he managed to capture Max, he just nodded and said, “Come closer to me, banderologist, I’ll show you!” Ho-ho is!" - and a machine like that, like a ninja) And I have been growing my hair for the second year...
Jee: But it’s still a bit of a shit...He told me a few days ago that he’d been cuddling to pull long hair out of all kinds of unexpected places...I’m scared...

Media: British Navy searches for Russian submarine off the coast of Scotland

"It is not that. This is Sarai. Oh! Look at it, not yours?
and her. It is not that. There were strong buildings around us.
Let us look for
...
Maybe the Russians.
and yes. They are probably lost again."

What hell is it to go down on the social elevator if you can just jump down from the social balcony?

The colleague is a father of many children, seven children from five marriages. The older two are already adults, the younger two are from the current wife, the rest have to pay alimony.

Wow: I’ve always wondered what women think about when they marry a four-time divorced man who left every woman at least one gift to a minor. And even more so, what do they think about when they give him two more... And why do they not care, why have four women already chosen to be solitary matters rather than live with this treasure?

xxx: I have not been here in the city N for a long time, in 4.5 hours I arrived)
Three hours to go there.
XXX: I had a speed limit
Where is the speed limit in the primary???? to
8th Anniversary (
YYY: ))))))))))))))))

Comments to the news about Deputy Korovin, who beat a pensioner:
XXX: And what will happen to this pirile?
YYY: Sitting for five years, these retirees were encouraged.

About the doctors. The mother pulled a child of five years inside. After futile attempts to pull him into the door, she shouted:



"Now I will give you to those doctors, they will cut you in pieces - pointing to me and my friend. The child immediately silenced and humbly went inside. We returned from the cave and continued to work, discussing what we saw. Here the door opens, the same mom goes in, gives us the direction to collect blood and begins the baby. When he saw us from a distance, he began to shake and cry.



And after they began to take blood, he wept and with a condemned voice shouted to his mother:



You betrayed me, Suki!! to

As soon as the clever hoistner decided to cut down the bubble easily - the money is dangerous, and he began to breed the type of offenders on a glass of elite cognac in one of the bars.

Everything is clearly worked out - the client orders - the whistleblower drinks....But, who broke or the control bodies were vigilant..., took our whistleblower for the ass and for examination..., and the shit of the bald apparatus does not show - the blood is clean as a baby! Chewing the tail controllers, and to show nothing, released the haishnik with peace back to the post.

And the essence of that fairy tale is this - the cognac only at the price was real, and in a glass of two hundred grams of elite cooled tea... and a day with the bartender half.

All the difference between our and Western mentality can be seen from the turnikets in the subway. The western system turbines are closed, but they will open immediately as soon as you pay for the ticket. Soviet turnikets are always open, but if you do not pay, they strangely and painfully beat below the belt.

In a small store I buy all kinds of food. The background goes on some kind of radio advertising of another super-popper means (the dictator counts like a rapper, without pauses): "Live long and without pain. There are contraindications. " I thought. And indeed...

“Daddy, when will I finally be able to come home at as long as I want?

“I don’t know, son, I haven’t lived to that age yet.

How was the day?

I played a doctor in the kindergarten today.

And how?

I sat in the hallway at the door for half a day.

I said, I work in Poland, but I would like to tell you about the benefits of Russian)) I stand on the street near the bar, breathe fresh air. A girl approaches me (Polish) and begins in broken English to ask about the nearest club (where and how to go). I explain, and she can’t understand anything. Then I decided to try to explain in Russian (because Russian and Polish have a lot in common). At that moment I saw the glow in my eyes and admiration! She just opened her mouth and listened to me, and then said in English, “I love Russian, it’s the most beautiful language.”

I said, but even I was reddened by those words. She asked me to say something more. And I spoke and spoke, feeling like I conquered the girl with my tongue (hehe;)

But the brilliant phrase was followed by other people who listened closely to us:

Do the Chinese speak Russian so well?? to

Actually I said

O O O O O O O O O O O O O!! Your name is fighting!! to



I don’t explain anything to people anymore =(

<nadlooshi> fucking like I want to go back to the institute... five years of nervousness and unrealistic trouble)

<Erinyes> We have neither nerve nor thirst. We have a literary institution, we are blessed psychics. We teachers pause for 3 minutes in lectures so we can see the first snow.

I have a roof of coffee. Contact the other department:
and yes?
Is Dacia still there?
Yes I listen.
When he comes back, let him call back at four o’clock.
Wow, that is me!! to
Oh yeah...

Dmitry: On TV, a bald doctor explains – how to improve the taste of his sperm... No, you don’t have to watch TV at night. No need at all.
Which program do you say?

First he promised to love me forever, then to hate me forever when I split up. Many years have passed, and I still wonder what is shorter: eternal love or eternal hatred?