<< Our women are harsh.
A day ago I saw (on street under -25) a woman behind the steering wheel and the driver's window opened right away!!>>

M to Daa. Here is a generation that has grown up who doesn’t know that there are so many killing stoves in pennies that you can even ride in a swimsuit in them. The summer of Tashkent is resting.

Z is. I myself ride that way. I do not regret. Did you see me by chance? A red car on the Borovsky Highway.

I discovered just a few days ago that Faust Goethe, according to one self-confident young man, was such a man. His name is Faust. His name is Goethe. But she wasn’t sure if it was a literary character or a real person. To the phrase I said in half a voice: "And the glory of the CPSU is not a man at all"she stunned her shoulders, and I preferred not to go deeper. I don’t care, but sadly, girls.

He: You know, sometimes I want to kiss you in the morning
You are so cute when you’re angry. :P
She: I often want to break you up!
To sleep in your blood.

M.S.The harsh Russian winter.
M.S.pigeons, sitting on wires, crashed on passers with bricks.

Parents are warned

SMS with text.
"Your visa card is blocked"
One number even 8-800 (similar to the number of the collector partially)
Second Moscow
The main sign of fraud – there is no part of your card number in the SMS

If you call, they will ask for the card number ;-)

Ivan is
How did the apocalypse go?

by Spider1239
Did he have to go through something special?

Ivan is
well yes
It is an apocalypse.

by Spider1239
Nea, everyone scattered the fragments of the meteorite around the houses and pretended to be
Nothing happened

Cartographer: God told us to share.
iDeBugger: The simplest still adhere to this wise rule.

Democracy is when you can not hide your orientation and idiotism.

A friend helped me cook a table for my birthday. A nice girl goes into the room and says:
Max, help me to squeeze the carrots. For you, the movement is usual, and my hand is tired.

- Oh, I was reminded of this: beautiful, smart, kind, faithful... I will probably have a dog.

When did you feel famous?
There were rumors that I was blue.

My 4-year-old daughter is pleased. On the birthday of her uncle (20 years old), she stated that she liked one of his friends, by the way, immediately sitting. When asked “What does he like so much?” she replied, “He has beautiful fingers.” Everyone was filled with laughter, and the child without embarrassment added "on his legs!"

Teeth paste has a much stronger awakening effect than a shower.

Today is the World Day of Sting over the Believers at the End of the World!
Shaman: And the end of the world has come, we just didn’t notice it :-)
That shit is the end!
The Cat: Oh
Something I wrote wrong...

XXX is
I bought a talking alphabet and a chocolate rabbit. Alphabet at the recommendation of my mother. My brother seems happy. He also received a children’s computer. Now he just wants to blow up the candles.)
YYYY
Yes is. In our time, the alphabet was the grandmother.
YYYY
The computer training as well.

I was now coming home from work.. A 12-year-old boy walking in the courtyard in front of me with a backpack behind his shoulders (probably from school) and drinking from a bottle of Coca-Cola.. Drinking and throwing an empty bottle right under his feet..At my question, and is he aware that the garbage is usually thrown into the urn followed by a rather unexpected answer "go YOU at x%!".! to

by the person listening.
Conversation in the billiard, to two players suits a man:
Ivory, hello to you. Oleg asked to give you for yesterday’s $30. He also asked me to tell you that you are Gandalf.

Dancing and beer restaurant. I wonder, how is it?
Probably without toilets.

Trolling is more epic than inviting Gandalf to the soundtrack in the Hobbit, the guy who sounded Dumbledore in all eight films, we haven’t seen yet.

My aunt is a judge. She recently had an interesting affair in her hands. A man sued the driver who struck his cat. The cat, according to the owner, was a very expensive breed and for this he demanded a significant monetary compensation for it. In his favor, the plaintiff presented the evidence of the cat’s innocence (!The cat of this breed was very intelligent, knew the rules of traffic and crossed the street in the specified places. So I couldn’t intentionally get under the car.” But this is something else. At the hearing, the judge said, “Do you not think that the cat, being so clever, committed suicide?”