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[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147554
 23.12.2017
Falkowskij: Today, switching channels, stuck. At some of the federal discussed the strength of gays. A picture of two Santa Claus, one white, the other black. The leader asks: "How to raise boys today? Where to hide them from this force?" And some woman from the guests shouts: "In the Suvorovsky school!" That is, to form a teenage heterosexual orientation to give him to a closed educational institution, where his puberty will take place exclusively in a male environment.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147553
 23.12.2017
A year or a little more ago, some borrowed the claim that the girls from the dating site after dating in real leave "and they don’t care that the guy can be the last chance to lose his virginity", now some borrowed crying "the woman left and she doesn’t care that the boy has psychological trauma and depression".
Do you think it was the same one? And then suspiciously the same world in which the babies are such a social and humanitarian service)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147552
 23.12.2017
At 20, of course, there is no money, and at 30 there is no strength and health.

Oh yeah yes. I gave birth at 23. He had no money and had a bad husband. The second and third were born in 31 and 33. Well, a little harder in pregnancy. Less of energy. But without nerves - buy diapers, or shoes? And the husband is already tested, with experience and understanding. This greatly changes the matter.
And yes, my close friend is a firstborn at 35. A child of one and a half years, flight is normal.
People are different

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