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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107219
 23.12.2014
Taikom from his wife decided to pump adult movies onto our laptop.
Decided to create a folder in which it won't fit, he called "Fishing. Types of survivors.” He threw it on the disk D and accidentally saw the folder "Short. Technique of cutting.” I went and saw a lot of porn.
We definitely approach each other.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107218
 23.12.2014
Early development strikes me in the very heart - I recently heard about a fitness group for babies from one and a half to three years old. This is how the kids trained in the dressing room:
What are you happy about, on the dry or on the mass?
I am still on milk...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107217
 23.12.2014
What, fucking, the problem to buy vodka is =__= if you want a dumb vodka of alcohol with water, without, blatantly, berry/lemon/mint juice, sugar, soda, green tea extract and dragon foam press >__< Hmurka

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107216
 23.12.2014
Fossi: the most international animal is the panda.

The panda is a white black Asian.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107215
 23.12.2014
Realkok: The main reason for men's loyalty - banal household laziness and dancers

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107214
 23.12.2014
What are you doing?
and eat.
Where is?
In the mouth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107213
 23.12.2014
to this:
Where are the ports in the Czech Republic? It seems like there is no way out to the sea.
@ by
Here is a generation raised on all kinds of dumb Soviet textbooks of geography! Any modern student who has passed an EGE knows that the Czech Republic has a common port with Belarus. The same one that Psaka promised to send the sixth fleet of the United States :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107212
 23.12.2014
dead.pihto: Specialty: Equipment Engineer of the bakery industry
Experience of work:
Configuration, HTML/CSS, SEO, PHP coding
Dead.Pihto: I’ll interview him right away
dead.pihto: I need to urgently come up with questions, or I only "have you used bread crumbs at work"
How to hang a sabmit on a baton.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107211
 23.12.2014
YYY: When someone looks at the Hobbit, there is one Michalkov in the world who is sad.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107210
 23.12.2014
XXX: I am going to 15.01 go to Navala to encourage. Hole to do.
YYY : Good luck. Do not exaggerate. and :)
xxx how will it be :)
xxx: no, I will not beat the windows and burn the omonovs too ))
YYY: Okay well. The 31st will be written. and ;)
XXX is 31?
xxx: 15.01 + 15 days

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107209
 23.12.2014
Once a friend told me that they had two bars in the fleet - to lower the ears at the hat and to wear clothes in the frost. Well, it is more fun to ring frozen eggs...In the winter, another thing is added, global and common to all - not to wear a mask if you are sick. The entire bus is full of sneezing and sneezing...But it is worth wearing a mask – everyone looks with round eyes, like a zombie.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107208
 23.12.2014
Applied Design in the Family.
Wife: Can you make me a rough flooring for flowers?
Husband: Oh, and she’ll be so rude that you’ll cry when you look at her.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107207
 23.12.2014
textliner:Near a cute stature - "Kim Jong-un may not have given his uncle to disperse 120 hungry dogs ("Time", USA)"
I suggest another series.
"Obama may not have eaten his grandfather with other relatives"
“Merkel probably didn’t dance striptease instead of school.”
"Holland is probably not Dr. Mengele's dressed-out"
Would you object? I doubt Obama myself.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107206
 23.12.2014
I had a casus yesterday. I walk through the street, I don’t touch anyone, and there a young man stops me with a saying:
Give me one minute! I have a very good and happy day today! Once upon a time, a happy man gave me a coin for luck. And since my day is happy today, I want to give you this coin! May it bring you good luck!
xxx: gives a coin of 100 tg, and goes on enjoying life
X: And then I was thinking about half a day, what was it at all?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107205
 23.12.2014
From the dispute about where it is better to meet - on the Internet or in real:
It’s best in the orgia. There is immediately clear what is waiting for you in the plan cm / min, or go for a coffee with them, about travel trindi ;D ;D

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