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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13197
 23.12.2008
NaZg: the whole essence of the counter was issued by Punto Switch, transferring GO-GO-GO to PST-PST!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13196
 23.12.2008
Not so long ago, even in pre-revolutionary Russia, all cats were literate, learned in pashtets and spoke "Mr".

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13195
 23.12.2008
Fuck it! The worst thing you can think of about smoking is reading. And I had to read the name of the toilet paper... "Siren".
I was reassured for three hours.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13194
 23.12.2008
He returned home with his father. Meeting with a friend (D). In fun, a smile from ear to ear, in the eyes - happiness.
D is free!
A: Hello to you!
D: Let us drink! My wife is pregnant!
A: Let it go! And from whom?
The guy misses a smile, he thinks and quietly pronounces: "from me" And even quieter adds: "like"!!! O_O

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №13193
 23.12.2008
She: When I met my ex, he seemed so cute and fun. He was so clever, he had a joke on any of my sentences!! to
She: And then I started reading too.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13192
 23.12.2008
Bloop (in translation from English. A low-frequency sound recorded several times by the US National Ocean and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in the summer of 1997. The source of sound remains unknown.

The source of sound should be located approximately at the geographical coordinates of 50°00′00″ y. 100°00′00″ d. (G) southwest of South America The general nature of the sound makes it possible to suspect that it was delivered by a living being, but such a being is unknown to science. Judging by the distance passed by the sound, this creature must be of enormous size, much larger than a blue whale.

If we reject the assumption of the existence in the Pacific Ocean of an unknown to science species of giant beings, there are two versions: either the sound is produced by a large number of beings at the same time, or in this region for a short time developed unique acoustic conditions that allowed the distant distribution of sound.

It is not uninteresting that the coordinates of the sound source are near that place 47°09′ south. 126°43′ p. d. (G), which Howard Lovecraft indicated for the underwater town of R'Leeh, in which Kthulhu sleeps.

However, considering the information not too important, a detailed study with deep immersion did not produce.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13191
 23.12.2008
It is known that the correct question contains 50% of the answer. but

Only in Russian can be up to 100%, for example:

"Where is this all about?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13190
 23.12.2008
Speaker of the Sverdlovsk Regional Duma Mr. Voronin is famous for his

It was a good day (or, more precisely, the absence of it), but last Friday it surpassed the

He himself and at the same time avenged all the journalists who were not in his press.

I went because I didn’t expect to hear anything interesting. The words of the former

My colleagues, it sounded like this:



Eduard Ergartoevich (Rossel, Governor) predicted the crisis, but no one

not understood. He warned that the year 2009 would be even harder.

of 2008. You will have to work a lot and hard. We are wrong with him.

I understood. We thought he said he would have to work a lot.

Distribution of additional income"



As they say, curtains.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13189
 23.12.2008
The wife says to her husband:

I don’t understand why 40-50-year-old men are pulling on.

Stupid young girls aged 18-20. Of course, beautiful young

body, smooth skin, elastic ass. How do you get stupid?! to

The husband:

Unlike you, we are not brains.

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