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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40687
 23.12.2010
Read in the next issue of “Cosmopolitan”:
Set up ejabberd in three clicks
Postfix: Is it so scary?
* Hostess to note: 10 useful GCC flags
Everything you wanted to know about /etc/init.d/, but were embarrassed to ask

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40686
 23.12.2010
zzz - In the passenger cabin are installed vandalism-resistant sofas.
How to you?

xxx - and icon tested by Russian society "Vandals of Russia"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40685
 23.12.2010
I’m in a car with two colleagues at work, one behind the wheel, the other sitting next to. The one nearby says, “You know, I decided to stop drinking.” And then the driver looks like it:"What are you, blatant, shuddered, what?!?and "
I think it has a reaction. And it turned out, at this time, some foreign car cut off, the driver rattled at her)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40684
 23.12.2010
Snežana: I had a boss, whose first wife Tatiana, the second Tatiana, two mistresses in Saratov Tatiana, in the SPB - Tatiana... by other names man just didn't match...

Chtulhu: How do I understand you with these bosses "no rush"?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40683
 23.12.2010
Do you know why I don’t watch TV?
I turn on this zombie box once, and there a young man with a very serious voice says: "It all started with the fact that my father was the most ordinary collector of clay wire...". Shut off the telephone from sin.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №40682
 23.12.2010
Belarusian intelligence agencies overwhelmed Skype worldwide

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40681
 23.12.2010
I recently saw a stamp that shook me to the depths of my soul - "Ludovik HU"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40680
 23.12.2010
After the interrogation was completed, Safronov wrote a complaint to Prosecutor Syktyvkar, in which he asked to terminate the criminal case against him on the grounds that he did not intend to insult the Prime Minister, sincerely considering him a homosexual.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40679
 23.12.2010
Thus, on Tuesday in the court of the Central district of Minsk was considered the case of some Antonov, who, according to the police protocol, took part in an unauthorized action and shouted anti-state slogans. But on the question of the judge, whether he agrees with the accusation, the accused could not answer - he was deaf. However, even here the judge did not dare to release the accused in the courtroom - he was sent back to the isolator, and the protocols - "to be finalised" in the police.
© the newspaper "Commercial"

[ + 61 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40678
 23.12.2010
xxx: sitting in the clinic, a 4-year-old girl, coming out of the procedure cabinet, crawling, condemning 'suga,suga'

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40677
 23.12.2010
HHH
The printer has done something for a long time now.

HHH
Then he said he had filled my cartridges.

HHH
Show them full.

HHH
It is said that they differ from the original.

HHH
He carefully asked if he would continue.

HHH
I did not dare to refuse.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40676
 23.12.2010
HHH: And we came to Carroche today strange chiles
WOW: And what did they want?
Tags: police officers
What did he do? ?
Q: I asked if you know any of the pritoons.)
You don’t know where to go? ?

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №40675
 23.12.2010
You know these foolish headlines, like "Shock!!! The shark gave birth to a lion!"
Wow, it’s stupid, and what?
I saw it on the news site: "Shock!!What Happened to an Actor Who Had the Last Stage of Cancer? Open to see. Do you know what happened to him?
WOW : Well?
XHH: He is dead.
You are crazy, suddenly.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40674
 23.12.2010
Stop chasing the cap! He is a great man! He invented the signs on the buildings. If it were not for him, we would not have gone to the clinic, but to a large brick pit.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40673
 23.12.2010
Do you need a white boy cat?
YYY : No )
You need a lot of green.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40672
 23.12.2010
Your life is the life of a normal person in Goblin's translation.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40671
 23.12.2010
I open my eyes in the morning and there is a girl next to me.
“Good morning, I am Nadia.
You are Nadia, and who am I?! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40670
 23.12.2010
Wisp
Are you in diffusion?

Asket
I have a machine.

Asket
There is no xDDD.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40669
 23.12.2010
by Miriam:
I don’t know how you do, but the financial director asked us to come to work on the next day after the corporate and get a p/p... complainingly so asked..." You just come definitely..who at how much can!!!and "

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №40668
 23.12.2010
Any specific question can be answered yes or no.
111: We do not consider questions such as what time
Have you stopped screaming on gay porn?
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