Xxx: a maximum of 4 cats can be installed in a city apartment according to the planning standard
Yyy : Why?
Xxx: by number of corners in the toilet

Conversation between two colleagues:
How is the new office?
CHC: This female collective has already begun to fuck, the circle is dirty. It is brown and not very visible.
Good that they don’t know you’ve been transparent.
by O_O

You can’t even imagine how sometimes Figo is the only Asian in the company. Especially in the corporation. And when they include the dummy gangnam style!

What do you know about motivation?“My father fed my younger brother (who eats very poorly and little) with the words ‘The world is coming to an end, and you haven’t eaten yet.’

I wake up, I look, the bus floor of the people, and the conductor I...

Sam258 (22.12.12 00:00:01) Thank you, Bruce Willis!!! to

I have a member of the curve. It’s stuck on my right side quite not so weak... Can it be straightened out somehow...

Fuck the Left
by Xan

If in the Hobbit you cut out all the plot scenes and leave only the moments of the hikes, then you will get a 45-minute tour of the Middle-earth.

XX: Here, at the end of the world, the patch came out... Nobody needs three hundred cans of mortar by chance?

A loan can be formed in 20 minutes without evidence of salary, salary and borrowers! But in order to form a child allowance in the amount of 230 rubles, you need to collect a package of documents in the general table!!! to

We lie down with our loved ones and talk. It concerns former sexual partners. And I suddenly hit the idea: LLC "Sex partner" - a specialist in the field of installation of floors from laminate, parquet and canvas.

0 : Innocence
1: I know it. But I make mistakes. fucking
0 Why?
I write and don’t think about walking. Only then I noticed. Here you see. I write and walk. In the machine. So I am literate.)
0: "Two plates on the table. with shit and pasta. And I eat shit, although I want macrons". It sounds approximately so.

Ariadna: Ten years ago, I also encountered an exhibitionist at -30 and, fucking, he was very close to the corner.
5 meters probably. From such a distance it was noticeable that he was holding a plastic letter in his hands. I was insured, fucking))

xxx: kissing in the socks
XXX: Blind
XXX: The Nose

By then I would be in the army.
I will wait and be proud of you!
I’ll come back with a broken psyche.
I won’t let you go to the army!
Then get married to me, we have three children and...
...Kha-kha, maybe an alternative path?
Well, then I should be a footless disabled in the care of my wife. You will have to marry me again.
Or even more alternative?
I can cut you off and cut off your legs.
I do not like.
Well, I said, marriage and three children are the most pleasant option.

Today in the subway finally shaded, which reminds me of the bab shorts with a flowing color - these are the enchanted mantles of morovind ^__^

On December 21, a snowstorm left 400,000 people without light in the United States.

The Maya wrote about the end of the world. He was in America. The other continents of the Mayan were not known.

XXX: Leha, this is a license agreement! There are 10 letters of legal nonsense!
Type, you are nobody, we are all, you have the right to pay us a babble and keep silent.

The Negro Doit the Giraffe? It is the Giraffe!! He has eggs. Beware of advertising. I won’t take Sketches in my mouth.

Decadence 1 second. back to
I fall asleep with caffeine. My heart was sick at work. I went to the clinic and said so. I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It was.
I ran out of the company with the scream "See, I am BEST OF ALL, hahaha, I invented you all myself!!!". I didn’t get there with work.