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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149271
 23.02.2018
Get it here! Comfortable with these successful men with prostitutes, COMFORT. With a normal self-sufficient woman, they will begin to complex - boys also suffer from sexism and many have a cursed brain on the topic of "exploiters" - in the end, a psychiatric shift "if she doesn't need my iPhone, then I don't need her - it's unclear how to behave with her at all, I'm looking for someone easier." Men are dull lazy to show individual attention, and there are consciously selected dolls, whose eyes are easily poured with wine, whose mouths are clogged with chocolate and who, as a child, will enjoy a hat, an iPhone, a wreath of red roses or some other pointless figure.
These are the spiritual brothers of women who feel useless if they do not lease the mansion to a husband who could hire ten cleaners if he wishes, but the wife would perceive this as an attempt on her marital duties.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149270
 23.02.2018
xxx: The British nervous lazy apathetic shit. I say to you as a master of two. Now I have a Kuril bobtail, heaven and earth compared to the British.
I am about animals.

YYY: xxx, are they also animals for you?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149269
 23.02.2018
#Forsage

>> Have you ever heard of sandwiches?

Faster than sandwiches - alternately bite from uncut ingredients. It can be done at the same time if the size of the hole allows.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149268
 23.02.2018
You only have big ones.

You are like small straight.

I will never understand those... men who... continue to live with their invisible strawberry... or a completely brainless doll. This is Nafiga?

Looking for a new year is no longer the fact that it will be better.

If you look, filtering exclusively by the size and elasticity of the chest and ass, forgetting to look at what kind of person is attached to them, then yes, you will have to go back and forth, unless you are lucky to find a good and beautiful one.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149267
 23.02.2018
The acquaintance had grown a beard for a long time, and then he had to go to another country for business. Before the trip, he decided to shave his beard. To the colleagues, in order not to stop asking how and why, explained as follows:
-I fly a low-cost airplane "I know", there for the beard a supplement is taken. I decided to save.
The most interesting thing is that 80 percent believed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149266
 23.02.2018
by the seas, playing, wearing with the mine-bearer

>> Let’s say the wife of Uncle’s is clearly physically stronger than him, and how?

Well, Vujicic is rather an exception, do you know many people with disabilities with this attitude to life?
Overall, the message is true. Do women in CM-MS and at least in athletics (and they can be stronger than the average worker of mental work, for example) marry exclusively men stronger than themselves? How do they find out? Struggle and lifting weights in the care stage?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149265
 23.02.2018
> I would fuck you with a Russian language textbook.

Say a blade please. Who would say. Or to "take out a textbook", or "take out a textbook". The grooms.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149264
 23.02.2018
Q: How much to drink?
Two bottles.
The maximum!!! to
HGH: I have taken it. UPS did not see the first line.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149263
 23.02.2018
Once a long time ago, while still a yellow-haired boy, he first wrote a phrase, then inserted a mat, so that it sounded more convincing. Now I write with Matt. Then I clean the eggs. Sounds more convincing.

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