4el:Let’s say so...he’s so dumb that I’t be surprised if he folds the key, checks the key "s"...

XHH: Did you hear the series about Faina Ranevskaya being filmed?
Have you already made the mask?

The main discrimination in this society is age discrimination. If you’re over 25-30, or even over 40, you can’t do anything. You can’t change a profession, you can’t study on a budget, you can’t study on a student exchange program, you can’t, after all, fuck young third-school girls. Shame on you, comrades, we have to do something about it.

I agree, I support it! I just didn’t understand about third-class girls...I started fucking them at third-class, and I continue to do so until I’m going to stop. Uncle Vichy, 52 years old.
As in an anecdote:
The Advertisement. I give a room to 2 students. I will not give up, the years are not.

Such an impression that our government as Gypsies, convincing us that the money is wasted and should be given to officials!!! to

But they are exactly the same pathos, with flying posters, parades and demanding rights.

It does not matter, no matter. Cossacks are going. In the spring, cyclists take a ride. Even under some love or forgive God, leprosy. Let people go, it’s a pity. None of my acquaintances have yet submitted to the Cossacks after such parades.

The closer the spring, the more I hate dogs.

At work, colleagues-men from the office were presented on February 23 the most expensive cheap postcards with hamsters in camouflage trussels and officer fours and all day filled with banality about our defenders. At the same time, almost everyone who depicted a fierce love for the dissertation until 27, who suffers from a deadly form of flatfoot, who runs straight away from the military committee... At lunch, everyone slipped to the office kitchen to celebrate, and the retired major Petrov promptly removed a bottle of cognac from the table and went to drink with translators - those at least all military obliged.

Advertising on one website.
"Potence is not scary even at 60"
I will just leave it here.

Why is there not a word that conveys a sudden change of feelings, but for the purpose of making friends? Someone is probably facing something like that. Communicated with a man, communicated, and then Bach - and you want to be friends with him until there is no urine. I got caught up in him, like. Or, on the contrary, like you are friends, and then you catch yourself in the thought that you have been friends for a long time, dry somehow. Friendly and divided. Friendship at first sight. And an undivided friendship. I am like a friend, and in response they are friendly with me, or even just a acquaintance. What is the name of a friend in a friendzone? In general, a lot of emotional states are somehow not covered by the dictionary.

Company on technical support, all strongly pumped skill of telepathy, in the chat four Alexei. The question arises, how to contact each of them in the chat, so that it is immediately clear.
Alexey 1: just write Lecha, but the main thing at the time of writing think and emphasize what you need, then it is immediately clear to whom you are addressing.
Alexey 2: Yeah you are naked
That’s why I’m crying at night.
Because of these woods.

here here :
Ppiexaal κ babyšκe pοmοch pοdοmy. Pοppοcil eë dealτe mne tea, pοa I pylecοshy. Chepez fiοt a minute inοspaščajuj on the cheese: on the plate are cooked three cοsiki, a number ofοm are heated макарοnow, on the plate wrinkled cheese, in the teaspoon freshly cooked black tea. Now I'm going to break up with my girlfriendοs and move to my grandmother forever.

Well, I compared the life experience of the girl and the life experience of my grandmother. Your grandfather may be a thousand times better than you.

When I got out of work, a crying mom was waiting for me at home. The mother attended a reporting and election concert, which was given to her son at school. It was "The Night Before Christmas".
Most of all I liked Cossack Chub. They did not find him this Ukrainian catsave, so there was a nork palantine on Chuba. With the tails...
...I imagined a 6-class boy in a nork palate, stuck in a bag, and naturally hugged with his mom. Art who understands.

I was 12-13 years old, remembered, because criminal responsibility in our country comes from 14, and I did not do anything then, which you will not say about parents )))



One day, when I called my friend, I stumbled on the auto-responder, and somehow pressed the button * on the number-receiver (I understand what sounds, as it is not very plausible, but try to believe it; -)) After pressing this key, the auto-responder silenced, and my curiosity did not give me peace, I began to press on everything in a row, I sat so min 10, then re-called, already deliberately pressed the star, and again the auto-responder stopped the conversation, I understood that he was waiting for something ) At that age I still did not realize that I was essentially doing 'Brutsford', searching for possible combinations of passwords on the auto-responder. But since the password was 2x significant (I learned about it later) pick it up wasn’t difficult, but so far you don’t know it, you just sit and knock on all the buttons in a row waiting for a miracle. I didn’t even know what to expect and just waited. And then at one point, the auto respondent spoke again, but not with the voice of my girlfriend’s mother, but in English, that’s kind of press seven to write new message, etc., because my mom has an English teacher, I didn’t need special hints, I pressed the number 7, he offered to write a message, what I said, damn that what I could then say, unknown how, I hacked someone else’s auto respondent, I’m damned, I understand people who hack the site of some organization and leave there an image with unnecessary content, I just said JOPA ), re-called and I replied, with a joyful greeting of 4 letters.



And here, as it turned out, all the city services 001, 060, (weather and time), all the movie theaters, etc., were subjected to such a simple method. You call, you press * during the auto-responder's conversation, after he silences you pick the combinations from 00-99 and any of them, you are answered by a familiar English voice. I imagined the faces of adults who were calling to know the weather, and to them some small shit said that the weather would not be, or today -120 )) Here such fun was, I told all my friends, and now there was a bunch of auto responders not only from my side but also from all the small shit of the area ).



This continued for 2 months, and frankly, we were not tired of it ) Well, there was no internet, comps in essence were also special, what else was done to technically gifted crooks? )))



And one day, out of stupidity, or impunity, looking at the news, where every day something exploded at the time. We called the local movie theater, broke the auto response, spoke of all sorts of heresy about terrorists, and that they were bored to watch stupid movies and the like... Well you understand... In the evening of the same day, they knocked on my door. My mom opened, and I heard, hello, there was something in the FSB, and the head was dim, it was scary, the legs trembled, and I understood who they came for. We went to the department where I naturally confessed everything. I was told that they cancelled 2 sessions at the cinema, at the time the only one in my city (there was a second, but no one went to it), and the march will have to pay all the damages, etc., and in general you understand what puzzles I picked up at home, as well as my companion with whom we carried all that shame. The desire to hack other people's respondents fell instantly, but fortunately the owners of the cinema did not file a lawsuit against us (thanks to them for this) and we managed only a fine, and payment for the services of filmologists, etc.

In fact, this is the story with auto-responders ends, but there is not much interesting from my childhood, I will try to put it out, as the muse appears.

Everyone is good)

from machine translation instructions to household appliances: "from 1 to 20 May, values within range 1 to 20 may be selected)

In my opinion, a respected vegetarian from Debebalovka does not quite understand what sushi is.

That is to say. And no longer to suffer when you are beaten, raped, etc. We are stupid and aggressive.

Ipatso in a circle

If a man beat you, you won’t hurt a little. You are stupid and he is aggressive.

Brest shoe manufacturer “scattered” its products into canned banks
When a gift for February 23 is not only warm, but also gesture.

For some, love for the motherland wakes up after twenty-seven years.

The States. The College. Psychology of Success. After studying the article on the purpose, the teacher summarizes:
Always go to your goal. Never give up. Be successful in spite of all failures. And addressing the students. Does anyone know specific people who use these principles?
One of the students:
Yes, this is my uncle.
What did he by using the principle of never giving up?
“Thanks to him, he not only lost all the money and savings in the casino, but also the car, the country house, the apartment and got into debt.

As the wife of the President of Azerbaijan Mehriban Arif Giza Aliyev says:
“The Lord has appointed me a beloved Vice President.”