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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153838
 23.02.2020
If the official does not have enough money to open his own business, he will close someone else’s.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №153837
 23.02.2020
One day, my wife and two children went to a store. The younger was 5 years old and the older was 8. The younger son was constantly asking for candy, and I said that if he doesn’t stop, I’ll go back to the past and take the candy I gave him yesterday. But then the elder said I couldn’t do that. For a while I was in panic, but then I knew what to do. I closed my eyes, kept silent, and then asked:
Remember the chocolate you ate yesterday?
What is? I didn’t eat a baton yesterday.
That’s it, son, that’s it!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153836
 23.02.2020
Elections and elections!
The cable went into p#dora!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №153835
 23.02.2020
One day, my wife and two children went to a store. The younger was 5 years old and the older was 8. The younger son was constantly asking for candy, and I said that if he doesn’t stop, I’ll go back to the past and take the candy I gave him yesterday. But then the elder said I couldn’t do that. For a while I was in panic, but then I knew what to do. I closed my eyes, kept silent, and then asked:

Remember the chocolate you ate yesterday?

What is? I didn’t eat a baton yesterday.

That’s it, son, that’s it!

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