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[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155879
 23.02.2021
We went to Peter for a visit. We found an apartment on the avite, paid in advance. A few days before departure:

The apartment was booked, when and where to get the keys?

An advance payment?

and yes.

“Good, don’t call here anymore, we’ve dropped you, we’ll put your number on the blacklist. Find yourself a normal apartment, a good rest. Say goodbye.



I was not even offended by them then, in such a pleasant tone it all sounded) without matta, rugi, simply and understandably. The apartment was found through acquaintances that same evening.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №155878
 23.02.2021
Nothing unites as much as money, nothing unites as much as their absence.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №155877
 23.02.2021
Filled the questionnaire: Count's place of birth - Leningrad, Count's place of residence - St. Petersburg. A 19-year-old girl, after reading the questionnaire, asks a wonderful question:
Reason for moving?
I said it was a coup d’état. She looks at me so closely and asks:
A refugee?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №155876
 23.02.2021
If you are engaged in entrepreneurial activity in Russia and thought to protest against the existing order, then in your criminal case they simply list everything you were doing as a businessman, occasionally inserting the phrase: "There is a criminal intent."

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