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[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111075
 23.03.2015
here
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So this employee wrapped the servo with a blanket so that it didn’t make such a noise. Serwak first reached full power, and then burned.
– is
What is the employee’s fault?
It is their own fault, or I can assume that the managers are fools. Who is planning the infrastructure?
The servers should be located, away from employees, ideally in the server room.
GOSTs on noise must be observed, I perfectly understand how it could get a constant noise.
The only thing that she showed excessive initiative of course, instead of complaining to the management =) And in general, the excuse of the admin.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111074
 23.03.2015
Try to translate, say, into English, while keeping the meaning, the following Russian phrase "Yes not probably..."

The meaning is 100% preserved in the phrase: More no than yes - rather no than yes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111073
 23.03.2015
I describe to a colleague the plot of the film "Robot named Chappi".

Well, one scientist creates a robot with artificial intelligence, which is then kidnapped by bandits and tried to force to act in their own interests.

- Is this "Electronic Adventure" what?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111072
 23.03.2015
Continued by:
I go to the theater on the subway and I am not going to freeze in sweaters, nor to present myself as a clown, cutting down the subway in a suit "I expected to ride a personal limousine, and traffic jams". Console yourself, in theaters they are watching the show, not some of the spectators in the dark room - no one needs your efforts.
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You won’t believe... Very often during the show you hear a fun laugh and a loud whisper "Look out there! And so on!" By strange coincidence, these are boys in jeans and girls in minis.
No, I’m not saying that everyone who goes to the theater in jeans is an uneducated beast. But, do you know "Some 99% percent ruin the reputation of everyone else"(c)
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Historically, the theater was one of the places where noble nobility went to see and show themselves, and, in fact, acting on the stage only interested lovers to look after young actresses. Going to the theatre for the sake of production became,, only at the end of the 19th century, when a significant number of diversionists broke up. So yes, your uneducated beast are heirs and continuers of the nobility traditions.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111071
 23.03.2015
"Do not be afraid, in Russia for posts on the Internet are not planted."

Comrade Major, you would be somewhat more bursting, right?
Or was the student forced to work again?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111070
 23.03.2015
and AAA:
How not to kill a cat!!!? to
The results of this morning (Sunday started!!!) ;
The described blanket.
broken TV( collapsed, plasma broken, not subject to repair),
Dried meat (freezed at night in an iron bowl. Covered with a cover...
Such surprises every day.

The BBB:
Cat... I have a battery vacuum cleaner here, which I couldn’t breathe, killed. Not at all cats.
How not to kill them?
The only thing that is pleasant is that they have not written on the blanket for 10 years.
I’m talking about kids, if anything :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111069
 23.03.2015
There is an approach to me, but it is twisted, dark, dirty and shameful.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111068
 23.03.2015
...
If you sit on the bank of a river for a long time, you can see the body of your enemy swim through it. ("The Art of War", China, IVv. B.C. is attributed to Sun Tzu.
YYY: In China, the climate is such that if you sit on the river for a long time, you will most likely get wet, freeze, get sick and can even give your own oak. Better not to sit.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111067
 23.03.2015
Previously was
Boy, wake up now!
I’ll sleep for 10 minutes and go to school.

Now is
Son, when are you getting married?
I’ll go to Thailand and get married a few more times.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111066
 23.03.2015
When they created Unicode, they thought 65,000 characters would be enough.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111065
 23.03.2015
I don’t know if I’m a woman, another would have been hysterical in that case for a long time. And I’m sitting here and thinking, “Well, I’ll arrange a flight arrangement, and what will it give me?” I’ll shake his nerves, I’ll ruin my mood... Better I’ll come, kiss him and say, “You’re the best anyway!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111064
 23.03.2015
It is ===

You won’t believe... Very often during the show you hear a fun laugh and a loud whisper "Look out there! And so on!" By strange coincidence, these are boys in jeans and girls in minis.
No, I’m not saying that everyone who goes to the theater in jeans is an uneducated beast. But, do you know "Some 99% percent ruin the reputation of everyone else"(c)

It is...

It seems to me alone that the unlearned bull are all snakes that crawl into the theater to whisper, and not the people they whisper on?

An anecdote: sit a tragic and comedian of pre-retirement age, drink vodka.
They do not call. have forgotten!
And they do not call. The Oath!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №111063
 23.03.2015
In the junior classes, I said at home that I liked the girl, and my mom gave me chocolate for her. But this chocolate I gave to the bomja, and he brought me to school for it, and I all boasted that I lived with the bomja. I don’t know what I was thinking about then, but all my classmates were jealous of me.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №111062
 23.03.2015
Reddit: I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I’ve never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111061
 23.03.2015
Orlov commented on the match Zenit-Torino: "We need to motivate our players to hit the goal more, they hit very little." I agree with the commentator. Payment according to the results of the game. That is, 230 thousand rubles a day for the hospital is not a serious motivation.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111060
 23.03.2015
I read Vasilogkin's Facebook page: "There were fungi before... Under the hat of one mushroom, the inhabitants of the whole village could hide from the rain...Because the ecology was not disturbed...
Mom: I don’t know the number of mushrooms, but I saw a potato the size of a human head. In Chelyabinsk. I’m not sure if it’s a good environment.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111059
 23.03.2015
and OK. Two boys with the same skills and skills. One in a costume, the other in jeans. Who of them looks like a specialist, and who is a under-learned student and who would prefer to choose the chief? Or you compare a professional in jeans and a trainee in a costume, and this, in general, is called a "predecessor" and two hundred years ago for such one could be struck with a candlestick.
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The normal boss will arrange an interview, which will be conducted by their specialist. And on the basis of his recommendations, he will already make a decision. And those who recruit people for clothes are unlikely to recruit a professional team.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111058
 23.03.2015
Well, you will already clarify what you mean by the “powers” of the United States. Don't be afraid, in Russia for posts on the Internet are not planted.
and----
Sav Terentiev was forgotten when he called on the internet to punish the police officers, and at the court he was told that we all have them, so he insulted the social group.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111057
 23.03.2015
The phrase "Sex will be, I do not promise pleasure" - she was shocked... Subjugation in the phrase "Hule Paaaakcard" 2210... - I don't know how I survived :)))

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The lady was shocked, not because she was such a virgin, but because of your "genial" jokes and unculture. They were always surprised by such dumb guys who thought they were such humorists once insulted the girl. It would be better, Peterson.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111056
 23.03.2015
I’m upset that you can’t find normal jeans anywhere.
Leo: It is yes
What is the name of this "boyfriend jeans"? Judging by their appearance "boyfriend"-it is a curved dwarf in diapers

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