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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111055
 23.03.2015
Pentagon of films.
Divergent, insurgent, reducer, saprophite, coprophage

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №111054
 23.03.2015
A country where there is nothing to lose will always be stronger than those countries that have a blue dream.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111053
 23.03.2015
It seems to me that the most successful laws and decrees are not those adopted by lawmakers, but those that take into account human psychology. In Istanbul he heard the story of how Kemal Atatürk, coming to power, modernized society according to the Western pattern.
Ataturk is considered by them to be the father of the nation, the liberator who overthrew the Sultan, and although many admit that his methods were frankly dictatorial (he himself, by the way, considered himself a dictator), how else would it be to carry out reforms in a country with an 80-percent Muslim population? Only with authoritarian and harsh methods, very far from the modern European Union democracy.
Having firmly decided to put the country on the rails of civilization, he understood that until the beautiful Turkish women will not open the face, a secular state from Turkey will not be made.
And then a law was passed that strictly prohibits the wear of a curtain - a cover on the face of a woman. The traditional Turkish society immediately rejected the new law. Prison terms have rushed – useless, even a series of suicides have gone through the country as a sign of protest.
Ataturk, then, as a man of the military and having some experience of communicating with dishonest garrison girls, thought to the following - obliged all the prostitutes to also cover the faces with a parange.
The result exceeded all expectations – within a week the Turks broke up with black blankets.
Maybe, of course, this is a bicycle, but in any case, coming now to our all-Union Turkish sanatoriums, we feel in this country (unlike the neighbors) quite comfortable and comfortable.
by robertyumen

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №111052
 23.03.2015
“Imagine, Stirlitz, what a nightmare I’ve dreamed: it’s like 2015, the Chancellor in Germany is a lady in a red jacket, instead of the torch marches – gay parades, we’re paying money to the Jews and executing black Americans’ commands!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111051
 23.03.2015
Here you say, “Strach,” “Strach,” and I, by the way, go here to look for suitable books for reading!
Thanks to all. and :)

cats, cats and cats.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111050
 23.03.2015
Thermal protection is good.
But nothing gave an experienced administrator as much as a "tete" sitting on the terminal servo by a local user.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111049
 23.03.2015
A acquaintance told me.
The year was 2004. The man (the surgeon) comes to him, says, say, a new man bought, knocked, but the computer does not work. They begin to understand. Koresh sees, the proce is new, but the existing mother should not go. What for Hera? How did you get him here? Well, how, simply, there was an extra number of legs, hindered, so I bite them to the harams! And after all, he bite so that if you don’t know, you’ll guess they were there. Surgeon, fucking, just to squeeze something.
Thus, for almost 500 overseas money, he became the victim of a surgeon.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111048
 23.03.2015
Teacher of English on request help: I don’t seem to have any familiar teachers of Chinese, but I’ll ask. For myself, I would recommend movies with Jackie Chan as methodical material. The main points are to learn to scratch the eyes like him and generally carefully monitor the mimic. Mimic is very important, it can pass up to 80% of the attitude to the interlocutor.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111047
 23.03.2015
Mazenrad: We have in the field the head of the plot on the name of Tarakanov. And then somehow to him with the inspection came a responsible representative gen. Organization by the name Booth. They ride, therefore, on the UAZ-ik throughout the field, and everywhere they appear, the degree of tension increases: everyone walks in helmets, nobody smokes, everyone in signal vests, etc. And they left the next object and disappeared. Everyone is in panic, can't call, where to meet them with a showcase is unclear. And here, one test did not stand and on a common wave in the racy asked: "Who knows where Tarakanov and Booth?"
Alex: And what then?
Mazenrad: What is it? You ask your wife out loud, but louder, does she know where Tarakanov and Booth are?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111046
 23.03.2015
And also our generation remembers that cucumbers, tomatoes, watermelon and strawberries - they are very different in taste.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111045
 23.03.2015
This morning the cat pretended to ask a cat soon.
She got a countersex, she showed her.
The cat recovered immediately.
Miracle drops, acting only one way.
They had to be buried in a cat.

PS then their husband barely dropped in the nose, barely catch out time, but it is a little bit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111044
 23.03.2015
Delivered this morning. I get up on the red at the crossroads, in the left row (I am on an average of 3) flying out of the "nine", which from the columns (judging by the sound of 10 times more expensive than the car itself) delights the whole street song Moonlight Denetsu, introductory from the Sailor Moon mule...

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111043
 23.03.2015
He spoke with one frame on the topic of the space race of the USSR and the United States. I was surprised to find out that the first Soviet satellite was blatant, because the Russians made a rocket based on stolen German drawings. At the question "Why did the Russians manage to make the missile faster than the author of the drawings?" the answer was that Werner von Braun was shot.
Oh yeah: Gagarin is also shameless, because the Americans were the first to launch chimpanzees into space.
And all this was said to me with the expression of the face of a-la "How difficult it is to explain elementary things to fools".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111042
 23.03.2015
The psychologist at the reception persistently characterized the dislike of domestic affairs as a sign of a creative personality, according to the results I feel at least Leonardo da Vinci, or there Michelangelo. If you scratch the houses in the barracks, the Sixtine Chapel is excavated, and it's quite possible ;)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111041
 23.03.2015
Q: How did you walk yesterday?
YYY: I can’t remember almost anything! But there is one borrower ;)
YYY: I met a young girl, but there are 21 already. I asked him in the morning, how did I repair it?
XX: Yes, you’ve gotten to ask everyone.
YYY: Yeah, I invested a half-year salary in him if he did. But I am about another. So here, she said that!! Attention to!! Very comfortable kitchen. I fall!
Q: When is the wedding?
Fuck how you understand me 😉
XXX: Fuck how I understand you (

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111040
 23.03.2015
We sit for breakfast.
I: Lenka, what about life as a whole?! to
A: In general? Damn, but I have a big sandwich, which means life is temporary.

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