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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125801
 23.03.2016
It is always fun to hear how the childless give advice to children about raising children.
Cosmic scale and cosmic stupidity
Apparently, considering a child, something like a talking doll.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125800
 23.03.2016
In the quarrels about work they forget that everything has long been invented for us.

Hospitalization over 3 days (suddenly) is not paid by the employer, but by the insurance company (those with the mandatory tax on honey). is well known and constitutes a known % of z/p. and getting it in the envelope you should have a health above average, so as not to stay in the minus)

Against the "unemployed" has long been invented a lot of systems. For example, a paycheck. Or a system of compulsory premiums, which can be more than a p...
You work - get a Z/P prize
If you don’t work, sit on the roof and don’t light up, or they’ll find something to get fired. The contract will not be extended...

Three Suddenly, they may offer a reduction or rewrite an old indefinite contract for a period of one year. And think - do they want to get rid of it, or really something in the accounting and personnel department has changed, and this requirement is not "hotel", but the necessity of...

4 is About the "mothers" and the "sick" should be cared for by the state. for our taxes. And not at all an employer who needs a job done, not a place occupied by deckers.

5 is "Social" is a very important part, but it can be held or very large, "city-forming" enterprises. The state for our taxes.

In general, read the laws, smart textbooks, and do not lead a mess on the forums. And of humor. Resources are provided!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125799
 23.03.2016
XXX: I am sitting on the suckers from the throat

UUU: Pumps means

Yes, I want to be healthy!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125798
 23.03.2016
to this:
I am the head of the technical control department.
One of the controllers:
- The welders in the shop were bitten by some flies today and they started cooking according to the drawings!! to
I am carefully interested:
What did they cook before?
Before that, they cooked well.
I thought. Go to the designers to find out the difference.
...
Let me guess, a car, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125797
 23.03.2016
Well, camarades, what did you make a noise, well honest motherly word. You are right a thousand times. Women get, and they get nothing at all. Either the domestic ruler will appear, or the sexist boss, or simply do not believe that a woman can do well with a technical profession (maybe judge all women by their stupid parent or underwear), or simply fear that in the middle of the project will go into a decree and so on. This is only the essence of the main claims to feminists is that instead of solving problems, they engage in hernia, and if they solve the problem, then in the most destructive and least adequate way. Just like all the boots, if you haven’t noticed it yet. For comparison, you can look at all kinds of greenwriters with pets - the same bursitis. The main methods of fighting - to attack not the enemy, but those who can not give up, to solve not those problems where the sharpness has already reached the question of life and death, but those where there is no problem at all and you can blow the flies in the elephant (unlike solving real problems - it requires much less effort), and, of course, to grasp, squeeze and report.
Apply the template according to the circumstances to any bordues when a crash occurs - the template is universal.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125796
 23.03.2016
The designation of the CIATIM lubrication brand consists of the name of the Central Institute of Aviation Fuel and Oils, which developed the lubricants of this group.

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