Father, reading news on the Internet:
"Hmm... The balance is shrinking. It would have been better"

Today I heard the phrase of one teenager to another.
If you don’t bring me my disc tomorrow, I’ll kill you!"I won’t kill you, I won’t eat you, I’ll kill you!
You are a lost generation :)

On March 23, Ulyanovsk, the outskirts of the city, the morning, the sun, the droplets... Going through the slopes, I notice how a car stops near the garbage tanks and an elegantly dressed man, looking around and sitting down, cautiously opens the car’s luggage. The body? The crime? The man flashes out and sharply fires into the tank... a dry tree! Then he rushes into the car and leaves.)
There are more men in Russia. I didn’t even wait for May 1st.

1: How is the mood?
Everything is bad (
1 is sorry. I cannot help at the moment. I could call a clown.
I hate the clowns!!! to
Let me call the clown and we kill him.

(c) }{ott@b

The main thing is not to cross the street in that light!!! to

N: Make a re-design of the site.
I: I am an administrator, not a web programmer.
You are a computer scientist, right?
I : Well yes.
H: He is a programmer.
Proctologist is a doctor. The oculist is also a doctor. The proctologist does not check the sight. Here is the same.

Tests of the Russian-Indian supersonic cruise missile BrahMos passed successfully. The rocket is named after two rivers - the Brahmaputra in India and the Moscow river in Russia.

The comment.
They called the rivers Ganges and Don. and ;)
(from the inhabitants)

The British scientists...

News on Miley, here are the ones burning:
"The hottest month in Russia will be July."

That is shit! Isn’t it October?

Ana: briefly understandable - to explain humor is useless)
Ana: what one is funny, then another for 2 days of self-analysis)

So I wonder, but how effective is the VEET depilation cream in the fight against scabies on the face?

Yyy: Natasha, and what "would you go when you dress?"
Q: Are you a fool? I have high oral principles!! to
Well well ?

The confusion turned into a competition for the name of the new aircraft, announced by the German airline Lufthansa.

In the morning of Thursday in the competition for the best name for Airbus-A380, which will enter service in May, with a great break led Stalingrad.
Lufthansa categorically refuses such rebranding and zero voting counters.

Guys, we are good guys.

I can’t temporarily have sex.
It is O_O
What’s with your eyes?
It’s not the eyes, it’s the eggs that escaped from horror.

Kazim
It is a celebration.)

Kazim
Mother's Day - March 23

She walked through hand-working sites, looked for a scheme to tie a booth for a friend’s mobile phone, and found a completely seductive thing: a shirt for a sysadmin!

Alpinist: And we were given only free methods on the hill.
It was written on them.
Price: free of charge
At the same time, the library said: methods are free, but if you lose them, you will pay a five-fold amount - twenty rubles.
Then I doubted that mathematics was an exact science.

I go out with a friend and tell him something. He constantly asks:"What?" yes "What?" Finally I can’t stand, I say:"Wow, when I listen to someone, I pull bananas out of my ears!" And he answers: "And when I say something, I pull something out of my mouth!"
He did not immediately understand why I laughed.

She’s a blonde, fuck what’s in her head.
xxx: We went to the cinema with her, so she asked in the middle of the movie why the ad is so long and when the movie will start.

from the community "School of Urds":
Our compatriots are unique. Remember was shocked a couple of years ago by the inscription on a box with a fast-cooked dry breakfast: “After you eat the strawberries – you can play with the box.”

...only looking at Orbit’s new advertisement seems to me that when you have projector teeth, it’s not natural whitening at all?..."
and anek:
The girl runs into the dark entrance and stumbles on the stairs.. rising out says: "Fuffna, as Olbit-Stupenki!"...