The PSG has happened :-)
I come to the director, he cries out to me to "clean the internet". Soap is not open. Well, I’m there and there... pings go to other servers. Other websites are opening up. I thought. On the other compass, the same thing. He walked into his house and saw that Tam. similarly.
I say: Sorry the internet you have, this server mayl.ru does not work.
Why is he not working with you? Go to rest.
I: He is in Moscow, we are in Yaroslavl. I think as long as I get there, they will fix everything themselves.
Do you have the internet on your server? So why did we buy it?

Somehow explained to the director the device of the Internet and what is a gateway with a firewall and DNS

Now on the beacon he heard: “The President of Venezuela blamed capitalism for the death of life on Mars.”
Where do they get such nonsense?

The brother loves to push the cat - so he loves that it ends all usually with the cat, screaming and crying, escapes. I hear him hold him back in the corner, kindly saying:
It is so hard to find the line between scratching behind the ear and madness.

I woke up with the thought: Session soon. I was upset. Then I remembered that there was no session, but need to work.

Remember your childhood: make yourself a sandwich from baking soda and butter.

Essence: usually after working in the shower ideas of the whole crowd of men. One of them left a little earlier yesterday.
There is a crowd in the shower. This is already dressed. Someone out of the crowd ' surprised' shouts:
'there is no h...I myself! Time is still your mom, and he’s already... in the mouth!and'

23.03.2011 10:18:42, _EL
It was a mistake to sneeze at the boss’s phrase “I am what, an idiot?” when he argued with the customer on the phone.

"The classmate Vanja told me. He has a batist shirt with the inscription Sosa-sola. Purchased in Paris. A tomato spot on the chest. He kept it in a separate place in the middle of the closet for five years. All dreamed, his Nastya will return and get out of the soul in the Sosa-sole, as before. From loneliness he laid off his shirt on the couch, approached and smoothed. Such a romantic idiot. And all the acquaintances of the female sex, with all their breasts, lost a patch of mint in the closet. Vanessa did not allow anyone to wear it.
But one day there was an economic paradise. She washed the sauce and dressed. A real batist, for a nightmare - ideal.
In Vanie's head there was confusion and imposition of images. He would go to Heaven, but could not in the presence of the Sosa-Sola. As life showed later, who has him in the sauce-salt, that is the favorite woman.
(C) Puzzled by Pope Mueller

Found in anecdotes for March 24, 2007:

In the 2008 elections, the candidate will be elected president.
It promises to cancel the transition to summer time.

A photograph of a girl on a nudist beach with a thread hanging between her legs from a tampon. The comments:
A thread on all the tampons.
What are you pulling out? What is heaven?
Could it be "Lipton"
This is FITIL!

Students of the Pediatric Faculty. A woman-professor demonstrates how to inspect a child (aged 4 - 5) in the department and asks him the question:
– Rabbit, how do you catch: cabbage or sausage?
(I give the answer literally):
Are you stupid? The shit!

I am standing in a computer store looking at the video cards. A girl enters the store and asks:
Do you have a wireless monitor cable?
I liked the seller’s response.
No, but they’ll start soon!! to

Why do you think Anderson has such strange, pessimistic and cruel tales? because his mother was schizophrenic!
Oh God, I’ll have Anderson!

7raul7 {07:40}: Everything!!! I am 27!! Fuck on the cakes, salads and gifts... I want to go to the military... And in general, they mocked the military. the ticket right home from the morning did not bring???!!! 8) is

The softness of the hair is given by the extract of cashmere.
The hair is made with bamboo extract.
Hair gloss gives extracts of goutalin.
And the lightness is the extract of foam.

What is sad?
Turkish: the server we bought fucking!
Did you cheat??? 8 cores, 12 GB of RAM, 10 terabytes of space... and he’s talking shit!
Dimon: our organization and then buy it can’t (
Turkey is shit! There is no place to put a normal sight, and the built-in games do not go.)

XXX: What are you doing?
I watch the series
XXX: What
Spartacus: Blood and Sand
YYY: True judging by the plot should be called Men: Fuck and Fight

I walk late in the evening with my dog in the woods (Labrador). He fell and ran away somewhere. The cry does not come and does not respond. I hear a voice like who. I go to the other side, my Philemon runs in front of him, and a man follows him, measuring at 10. The dog ran and sat in front of me. I’m starting to cheat him!!This is $"$ and I give a light pin. Then the man approaches and says:"You are pinning my dog? Your out in the bushes runs!"/ It turns out that Labradors are not just me...

[Ecler] I slowly take off your shirts.
[Ubagumov] ya medlenno dobavlyaiy tebua v ignore

Bolivia supported the military invasion of Libya. Just in case not to be confused...