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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111095
 23.03.2015
Sea pigs do not live in the sea, victorious pigs do not win, Kiev Rus is not from Kiev.

In the first - Prince Dolgoruki (by birth, among other things, Prince of Rostov-Suzdal, not Kiev) came and captured Kiev, and before the march to Kiev he had already been in Moscow, so when they say that "The Prince of Kiev founded Moscow" - they usually do not specify that Kiev conquered this Prince after Moscow was founded.

In the second - Prince Dolgoruki came to Kiev who paid taxes to the Khazarians (i.e. It was neither a “Russian” nor a “Ukrainian” city, and stated that from now on it is a Russian city. In fact, the Russian Prince captured Kiev and included it in Russia, not vice versa.

In conclusion, we are all Slavs, across the vast territory from Austria to the Mongols, from Turkey to the Scandinavians, we have one roots and one ethnicity. Sooner or later we will remember it. The question is whether it will happen sooner or too late.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111094
 23.03.2015
As you know, you can’t spoil the oil. But in our soldier’s dining room we thought and decided – and suddenly?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111093
 23.03.2015
A good move!

I don’t know if I’m a woman, another would have been hysterical in that case for a long time. And I’m sitting here and thinking, “Well, I’ll arrange a flight arrangement, and what will it give me?” I’ll shake his nerves, I’ll ruin my mood... Better I’ll come, kiss him and say, “You’re the best anyway!”

What does it mean "All is equal"??" And here we take it in our gentle, chained legs :)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111092
 23.03.2015
When I was lied once, I am reluctant to believe it the second time.
I didn’t lie, you believed it yourself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111091
 23.03.2015
This is what you need to be, I'm sorry, the last TP to get married, and the main thing is to give birth to a child who is beating you and your child is beating. And after all, they always have the fault of the father in the situation, and those who advise to suffer are guilty - everyone is guilty except her. Per the brain is more important to men and children?

And yes, I am a girl. I just had enough brains to marry someone I’t have to drive out from anywhere. I am jealous =)

Having a brain is a good thing, but sometimes the brain itself gives out rather unpleasant tricks. First, when the thing is hit in the head, it can ruin. And not only from shock, but also from years of being in a stressful situation. Secondly, the brain of a child in the first years of life fixes the environment as the norm, and in the future does not want to reproduce this norm in one way or another. Rule "See how the father/mother of the chosen person behaves and think well" works.
Are you lucky with your parents? Or have you found the strength to recycle childhood trauma and not repeat the script? It’s great, but to pin those who came a little later than you were before is disgusting. Go to the traumatology, boast as you have nothing broken and does not hurt.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111090
 23.03.2015
XXX: I don’t understand it. I do charges, I do not fat, and I do not lose weight. The muscles grow in the ass.
yyy : ) )
YYY: Everything is possible
Maybe it is just a restructuring of the body.
Women are all bound by hormones.
xxx: well... restructuring, dry law... happy yet and collapse like the USSR...
Yyy: )))))))))))))))))))))))
You and the association.
XXX: Yes, I have lived for a long time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111089
 23.03.2015
Let the queen look at me, but I will eat a lemon of tea! I will add sugar! That taste will be thrown away.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111088
 23.03.2015
Hm, interestingly, those who watch over the virgin who got into the troll of the nest and advises her to relax and join the collective, are they ready for it?

For example, young odmin and hungry trolls 50+ years old and 80+ Lvl :) menu of the day:
Stas Mikhailov as a mirror of Russian classics
- damage from container radiation, the life-giving power of the cactus and prayer (light soap);
“Vasa, are you married? And why? And what kind of girl did you go for?"
- granddaughter and puppies (grand final, dessert - brains of the victim).

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111087
 23.03.2015
The Moralists :

The Woman:
I love my husband. But I am not going anywhere with him. I burn out of shame. Because he is monstrously uneducated and considers the rule of decency unnecessary! He throws cigarettes right-left, wraps and fantasies, can quietly suck on a tree or around the corner, does not clean the shoes, does not smooth the shirts. At the same time, he is very kind and smart enough. Yes, and he doesn’t have any costumes, and he doesn’t wear a tie in principle. I think if he was a little more overwhelmed, he would have long been the head of the department, and not run to the gray hair as a computer boy.

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You are a damn woman, as I see.

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She is a good wife, loves him, not re-educates him. He was educated, he had no such honour in his life.
You need to raise children, and put your life on the re-education of your husband, a good life prospect.
Marge Simpson is a respected woman, nobody tells her that she is a foolish wife or mother)))))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111086
 23.03.2015
I will continue:

Defense of virginity:
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The phrase "Sex will be, I do not promise pleasure" - she was shocked... Subjugation in the phrase "Hule Paaaakcard" 2210... - I don't know how I survived :)))
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The lady was shocked, not because she was such a virgin, but because of your "genial" jokes and unculture. They were always surprised by such dumb guys who thought they were such humorists once insulted the girl. It would be better, Peterson.
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Ordinary thick trolling. Just like you do :)
Everything is simple: the lady is conducted - the trolling continues and so on endlessly...
If we were to get rid of the demons once, we would have worked better.

Who will continue?
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And from what distraction should she communicate with them on an equal footing, while descending to their level? They have the age difference of 10, they are yesterday’s students behaving like third-class students, she’s an employee who takes work seriously. If these clowns had begun to behave like this, I would have rattled, it would hardly have seemed. Then such workers still complain about what they call boys. They are unrealistic. I judge for myself - to have fun very even you can with friends - friends and outside of work, preferably, but not with this junkie.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111085
 23.03.2015
To extend the rights, you need to pass the medical commission, to pass the medical commission you need a soldier, to make a soldier - you need to pass the medical commission.
In order to go through the medical commission, you need to go through the medical commission.
The state is not in you.


[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111084
 23.03.2015
I drove the car on the washing machine, in which the eyelids asked to dust the luggage, completely out of the head, that I forgot to take a gun and sex toys from it. I have never washed my car so clean :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111083
 23.03.2015
"You can’t pick up the sound under the curtain!"
A woman on a vegetable diet. This is the "ta-ta-ta" The wife guilty smiles, running past the small (3 years) stops, thinks and says:
Someone broke up... Maybe I too...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111082
 23.03.2015
I am on child care leave periodically calling colleagues I am interested in how things are. Usually all humorously answer:"And what we have interesting, everything is bad, tra-to". But one day I got this answer from one optimistic colleague:"Things are like a ship - we swim, but we float")))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111081
 23.03.2015
You are still a small child. Only three years...like twenty-five knocked.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111080
 23.03.2015
Siluanov also expressed confidence that there will be no serious change of course in the near future.
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Shoe again?! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111079
 23.03.2015
To this –

Gagarin is also innocent, because the Americans were the first to launch chimpanzees into space.

There was somehow a very similar dialogue, to which he said (in the terms set forth here) - "Chimpanzees - not shameless, if even a Negro was launched - it would be an argument. It is called racist.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111078
 23.03.2015
Our office is probably looking for a new courier. Because the old man recently told me that he was not a sales manager at all...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111077
 23.03.2015
"The interim period of passing EGE in Russia starts with the exam in mathematics"
It is simply impossible to better illustrate the situation with education than they did in the headline of this news on the official website of Channel 1.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111076
 23.03.2015
XXX: Conjunctivitis

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