MeatWad :
From the forum: We turned the forum into a kindergarten, but not in the sense that everyone is fun and careless, but in the fact that everyone is constantly walking out.

The first 10 minutes after sex is the only time you feel like your life has gone well.

No, no, why are Peter’s hoops decent! There are two people standing in abibas and cappings, listening to Leningrad from the mobile, and when there are motherly words, the sound is silenced.

He said, “I am a man in measure, in the midst of strength. Like Winnie the Pooh!! to
She: Maybe Carlson?? to
He is fucking........

He walked down the street and told a friend to drink beer in the evening, telling him that he had something to do.
There was a lovely girl:
Young man, you’ve been telling me so long, I would have agreed 7 minutes ago.
Have a wonderful evening with a girl ;)

This is what I do – don’t be afraid of new people!
Even if this does not result in a marriage with a joint happy old age, a new pleasant acquaintance has not hurt anyone yet.

to this:
xxx: And I here see what I discovered – if you turn the dog ("dog"), then it will be God ("god")!!!)))))))
Yyy: If you turn the dog, it will bite.
___________________________________________
I turned the word "dog" and I got "bor"

Kiba (15:58) :
rumor, I yesterday on the home phone called a guy, asked what my internet is and the type suggested Beeline to put HDD

Kiba (15:59) :
I asked him what the Beeline logo was, he said that bees, I asked why, he explained to me for a long time, and then I asked him how bees reproduce.

Kiba (16:00) :
he explained to me the chat, and then said that he had three in biology at school had xD

Kiba (16:00) :
I said that since he doesn’t know the basic things about his company, I won’t connect any more x)

Kiba (16:00) :
He apologized and put on the phone.

I wrote an extension to Chrome for reading BORA here. Allows you to automatically omit non-citations, similarities of chats, statements of blondes and schoolchildren, all kinds of quarrels, UGs and calls to bring to the best. Interesting is? Fuck, I understand that I am doing stupid, but if this appears in the best - I will publish a link to the extension.

Radosss (23:41:16 22/04/2010)
My brother and I go like that.
Bats Eye
Brother, let us raise it.
Radosss (23:41:42 22/04/2010)
I did not think long and agreed.
Radosss (23:41:48 22/04/2010)
We raised the eye.
condemned (23:41:59 22/04/2010)
Which prison are you in?
Radosss (23:42:40 22/04/2010)
The Brotherhood

As a friend told us at school, a computer scientist told us that Windows suddenly became paid and then we switched to Linux.

xxxx: People are very easy to manipulate!
Are you manipulating me too?
xxxxx: yes
YYYYY: and how?
XXX: Take a litre of beer, I will tell you...

here here. =) is

Why is there an instruction for the subway engineer of the first train after the opening of the subway to signal in each race? Even the subway engineers do not know why this instruction exists.

Not to get caught in the train. Although if I stay in the tunnel before opening - I like to fuck, the monitors do not sleep, and to stay in the niche of the wall panel (yes, just where the cables lie) considering the effect of the wreck from the passing train is also no chance. So just look for technological stakes and pray. =) is
I have respect, Digger.

Moscow, the inscription on the tobacco can:
Cigarettes, tobacco and smoking!

Why don’t you sleep at 2 o’clock?
I’m a cat at night and I’m a cat at day. ;)
xxx: clearly shorter, druid 80lvl

D3u1LaTeG: I love you.
Error 404: You will regret it.

xxx: Listen, what kind of shit, I only have a printer printing black and pink, what do I do?
Yyy: He gave in emo, put him a blade in a pot for paper
xxx: Okay, I’ll go to him a little bit more. =)

My name is Antoine, and you?
Mademuazel: And I am a whitaker

From the answers:
What happens if you drink 30 tablets of activated charcoal?
Go to the bathroom in black ?

to this:

SKAut:When I was a kid, I always wanted to have a lot of kids surprises, but I didn’t have money, and my parents rarely bought, now I’m an adult and I have a lot of money but kids are no longer needed.
Where is justice?

and----

Buy a bunch of kids surprises and give them to some kids. Let them be happy, they don’t have as much money as you do.

By the 140th anniversary of Lenin, documents confirming his connection with composer Tchaikovsky were disclosed.
Nastia (new): beautiful, now and Lenin Pidor
I: Relationships and Relationships