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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156193
 23.04.2021
On the street, a cute Russian-speaking girl begins to play with my dog. We have a dialogue we sit laughing I say compliments etc.

At some point she gets serious looking at me and says, “You’re very cool and funny,” and at the moment when my mind is overwhelmed by self-admiration adds, “I’m sad that my dad isn’t like that.”

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156192
 23.04.2021
My grandfather's parents bought shoes at the graduation. He wore them for the rest of his life. Then they were carried by his son (my grandfather), then his son (my father), then my older brother, then our middle brother, and when they got me, they broke up on the second day. My father said I can’t wear things.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156191
 23.04.2021
They thought the deputies were the servants of the people, and they turned out to be the servants of the devil.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156190
 23.04.2021
The story is quite funny. And I remembered this when I heard about the sentence to a police officer who allegedly stifled George Floyd, this law-abiding citizen of the United States.

by Fabula.
In a rather distant time, I lived with my wife in Arizona. A small house, stable income, everything I liked.
Until they appeared.
After six months of neighboring with African Americans, it became simply unbearable to live, neither regular police calls nor conspiracies saved, nor even the offer of bribery to a sheriff known for five years - to humiliate this shell.
Nothing at all.

It was then that we and our neighbors co-operated, and daily began to go out into a voluntary patrol, covering ourselves with the fact that we were looking for a rush that attacked a child (and at that time it really was such a case, and the shooting of rushes in Arizona is not prohibited, they are not a guard).

Then they thought. They began to behave much quieter. Because of their mentality, of course.

I don’t want to say that this particular case is suitable for everything related to them, but it seems that it’s all about it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156189
 23.04.2021
- Why did you not remove the cowards yet, now the master will come to repair the heating?
Do we have no money left?
Remove the cowards from the battery!

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