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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141590
 23.05.2017
Thank God I am an atheist.
Thank you for being an anarchist.
Thank you for the eggs that I have.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141589
 23.05.2017
Review of "Twin Peaks"

xxx: Without the first two seasons, will it be clear what we are talking about in the third?

YYY: The first two will not be understood. What are you? This is Lynch.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141588
 23.05.2017
There is a small car service near our house. Some funny hooligans spotted on their advertisement "not freeze without smell 100 p." part of the letters. Now the sign says: "The measurement of the pha 100 p."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141587
 23.05.2017
ΡWe abode in the web studio in the usual mode. A man comes in, splashing on a chair.

Do you do cats?

and #924

Ο is very good. ΚI want you to make a website for me.

Μs, already starting to strain, we ask:

– Α κwhich website?

“Wow... I don’t know which one, but that I don’t do anything, and he brought me money.

– Κ aκ you can imagine that? We are confused. – Do you have any topics κaκay-tο there are or business? ΗIt happens that you get the money for that.

ΜThe puppy is so sad:

– Yes, I don’t have anything, I went by, I think, let me go... Ηu κaκ it doesn’t happen? Βhe Bill ΓEates, for example, κaκhe makes money? He has a website!

Μs are already starting to look around, thinking κac to promote it. Η at this one of the stallers was found:

If we could make such a website that it would bring us money, what do you think we would sit here and work right now?

ΜThe man looks at him astonished.

Logically, I did not think. Η sorry then, goodbye

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141586
 23.05.2017
XXX: By the way, yes. I still don’t know how the name of the car workshop KOREANA is correctly read – Kopih or Korean.
YYY: There is the flag of the country in the background.
XXX is serious? Never noticed
The flag of Copychi or Koreans?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141585
 23.05.2017
In the cold winter nights I play the warm lamp Diablo.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141584
 23.05.2017
Do you consider yourself a burnt cynic? Relax, you are an ordinary ham.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №141583
 23.05.2017
Here I sit at a meeting now... I listen to a Chinese colleague from a Japanese firm explaining to me in his broken English... And I don’t understand them... a Russian programmer, a Tatar, who has studied German for 5 years!

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