xxx: tried to mess with a girl in a club, like in a Burn advertisement (he suddenly approaches there, turns to himself and kisses)
YYY: And how then? Does it work?
xxx: nifiga - the spleen broke, and tomorrow I go to the dentist - she also broke my tooth for the journey

Saudi woman arrested for driving car

What a humane people these Saudis!

When did the actor Nikita Jigurda die?
Sorry, but he is alive!
HH: The wrong answer! Actor Nikita Gigurda died in 1991.

It has been raining since morning.
I: Did you know that today one American preacher promised the end of the world?
Brother * looking at the sky thoughtfully *: What America's Apocalypse is a Russian rain... just a rain...

Q: How is your diploma?
I am now at the most important, fundamental stage.
I know... Chapter Three!
U: I’m going to start eating, I’m going to sit down and write it.

What do you do at the toilet?! to
Well, you have to sit down, relax, think...
xxxh: and wait until gravity does its job?))

Imagine that tomorrow an Unknown Aggressive State is attacking us.
The government is in panic.
The military is looking for ammunition and gasoline for tanks.
The civilians marod and stock up everything they can.
The students breathed relieved.

There are a few minutes until your shooting. Before you die, you are allowed to listen to a song. Only one. What will this song be?
Wauu: Something from the repertoire of Stas Pieha - so that death becomes a desired redemption

News: "Prokhorov presented the e-mobile, he opens doors, he starts, but still does not go"

The X-Files are getting jealous!!! to
YYY: Moreover, the doors open and open.

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Probably soon you will have to look for a political correct name for you, in the way of African Americans.

I suggest using something like "a person with an alternative way of thinking". And that "dollbow" is somewhat unpolitical.

From the Women’s Forum:

111: Have you made a mine with ice cream? Share as you did? Liked it?

222: I didn't try ice cream.I usually paste pasta.Well, I water it with mayonnaise.

333: And I'm very sluggish, I can only take it with a fork, before the ketchup..mm)))