I sit in the bathroom doing my business, and I don’t close the door (no one is at home). Here the cat approaches the sartre, probably also in business wanted, looked at me, then slightly into the side so unhappy I was interested in what he was looking at. I turn my head and see that there is no toilet paper.

We are in Sarasota.
On May 9, when the whole city was celebrating...one guy took on his chest well and wanted him to sleep, he decided to get into the bus, the door was closed so that he went through the window,and when he sat on the driver’s seat accidentally hit the button and started the engine.there was no normal lighting there and there was such a button, well he didn’t think for a long time to turn on the speed and went, the man was not right...and it was all in the central square of our city!in the eyes of everyone, I don’t know how he stumbled on...short he half the route through the city, and he sat passengers and landed...and,attention, this bus rented mints that came to him at the parade!shortly disappeared, all noticed, I think the parishes were

The director of the car was unable to get his wife at night))

I met a guy-African with the inscription on the T-shirt "how ohuenna that I am Russian", Thank you, raised the mood!)))

I have a diploma. It is throwing terribly.
My boyfriend decides to take a cat. He begins to make horrifying throat sounds and speak with a subterranean whispering voice "Vasyajajaja, Vasyajajaja". Then he turns to me with the same whisper: "I am a wardalac! I am a wardalak" At this moment a frightened mother enters the room:
What happened? The cat again? Why is he so roaring?

I wore. Boy: "blin again minus before mom earned!" =)

I wanted to buy a toothpaste in a self-service store. All the pastel boxes were empty. It turns out, once the paste is expensive, you take an empty box, and on the box you will put the paste in it. Russia is...

Girl: When someone gives me chocolate, I am kneeling in front of that man.

What are you doing mining? O_O

The girl doesn’t
Girl is stupid!
I am figurative.

Yes, I have understood it.)
He just joked)

Girl: I’ll do anything for him.

And the mine? xd

The Girl: The Fuck!

Astrologers have announced a new week.

The student – 15.

The population of cities and castles increased.

Today, near the pedestrian crossing, I saw a picture: one blonde goat scratched the zebra, and the other was driving right on her, desperately biking. At the same time, they had time to mock each other with a good mat, periodically inserting the "PDD teaches, fool cuts!" The whole sadness of the situation was that, since the green at the time was for another stream of cars, and the pedestrians on both sides were generally blocked the passage, both the steam-capped were figured on red :)))

You are a puffy rabbit! I would kiss your chicks.
He is *HAPPY*
She: Oh
She: the small
See also: Ears
She is the ear!!! to

Response to Mail R.
How to Marry a Favourite Scorpion?
Becoming a Cancer

I went to the clinic for the first time in eight years. There is a window of 30 grandmothers. Judging by the general mood, it is only for me torture, and for them - nostalgia, a forum and a fun attraction.

Did you hear that I am a secretary? So, yesterday came the matter to an interview with the wife of the type I was supposed to be a secretary to.

Myrtle : and?

Irischa: She looked at me and said that this is the secretary and should have her husband.

Iris: What do you think she meant?

In the forum about piercing:
XXX: Hello to everyone!
Interested in this thing: here the tattoos have a meaning (in most at least), is there any special meaning in the piercing? That is, maybe someone knows from ancient cultures or somewhere else, what a hole in a particular place means?
yyy: The hole between the legs means belonging to the female sex

I began to write a diploma, not to be distracted by the benefits of civilization, I went to my parents in the village where the mobile phone in bad weather network does not catch, all would be anything but, the neighbor's guy suggested to set up a lock-up, I'm in the counter, I sit in a lock-up with admin rights.....and its broadband satellite internet)))))

You still miss the times when men were real men and they wrote device drivers themselves. — Linus Torvalds

A difficult childhood.
The wooden toys.
In the hidden folder.

Angelina Jolie also has a terrible photo in her passport.

The essence of the game is that the host asks questions and the players must answer them.So the topic of questions "Tanks" the price of the question is 300 rubles:
In computer and role-playing games there is such a character who takes on all the strikes of the enemy, thus protecting the group.
The players shook and here is the timid voice of the leading player:
Could it be a boat mechanic?

xxx: People, is it a mental disorder if I think all the time about bringing something banned into the plane or bypassing the video surveillance system in the store?
This is Russian mentality.