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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64586
 23.05.2012
Creme, Fish and Green – what do these three words combine?
Yyy: These are all great Czech composers :-)

From IntoClassic.

[ + 31 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64585
 23.05.2012
by "Foxboy"

Force Major – formed from Force Major, means circumstance of force majeure.
Lord, I understand that the resource is entertaining, but we still try to be literate. If we do not save the Russian language, no one will save it for us.

[ + 34 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64584
 23.05.2012
Feahim (15:09:57 21/04/2012)
How is your sleep regime?

Ergo (15:41:53 21/04/2012)
My body has betrayed me.

Feahim (15:42:37 21/04/2012)
Shoot it!

Ergo (15:42:58 21/04/2012)
I have nothing else)

Feahim (15:43:46 21/04/2012)
Shoot another body in his eyes!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №64583
 23.05.2012
There are "Dark Shadows" The moment comes when the vampire comes out of his two-hundred-year captivity and enters America of the 1970s. Here he crosses the road and stops to better look at and feel the asphalt.
A girl in a few rows: flat asphalt! Look at the asphalt! Fuck, I am in shock too!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64582
 23.05.2012
We are in the car with the child. The navigator works and a woman's well-set voice says: "After 100 meters turn there, after 200 meters turn there..." In one minute the child can't stand:
We know where to go, we know where to go!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64581
 23.05.2012
I have this with the director all the time:

I: We need a new server, otherwise with increased load it will die!
He won’t die, he’s a server.

A month later... the server lies, shipment stands, customers are angry...
I: And I told you!
Damn you said Vasa! If you were right, we would buy a new server.

A clear pen! Need a new server? You fucking work! Is the old server dead? You work fucking! Can you support the business without financial investments? Do you need food at all?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64580
 23.05.2012
Do you go to the school anniversary?
2: No, I will not be happy there, in the school of teachers only physruck loved me... So when the anniversary of physruck I will go, I will definitely go...

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64579
 23.05.2012
I watch the film, there was a nuclear explosion and a few people hid in the basement.
The little girl says “I want to get out of here” and begins to sneeze.
The chief man says to her mother – “I’ll calm her now” and says:
I know, sweet, but you can’t go there.
Why is?
Because your hair will fall out and your skin will fall off.
The child is in the wild.)

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64578
 23.05.2012
Today, while communicating in the ash, an update for the video card was installed in the background. While printing the message, I did not pay attention to how the window with the choice of the way of installation or unpacking fell to the forefront.
In general, now the wood for the video card I have lie in the folder "C:\Program Files\NVIDIA CorporationI also miss, come back soon"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64577
 23.05.2012
We stumbled with one passenger in the kitchen, we both do not work, we smoke in the kitchen in the open window and discuss what to do with the work, because the passenger even aliments to pay for nothing, given the fact that the nurses discussed loudly.From the floor down there are girls' voices heard, in the grocery thought to meet the girls and tried to do this in the form of a scream "a girl and let's meet", the answer was a woman's laughter and a male voice who just said - to work make a macho.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64576
 23.05.2012
News about how a 15-year-old drunk girl struck a 33-year-old man to death.
Comment: He was an afk...?

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64575
 23.05.2012
Send a fool for a Scotch - he will bring you a glue tape
The Scottish Proverb.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64574
 23.05.2012
News in contact:
"Troitsk will become a zone of partial urbanization".

One of the first comments:
"We are forbidden to wear skins?"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64573
 23.05.2012
xxx: There is a growing generation of teachers who refer to Wikipedia as a source.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №64572
 23.05.2012
Yuri, please answer it seriously. During sex, the guy doesn’t end up because he thinks of the ex, although I’m doing everything great! Should I go over this?

No, everything is okay. I have that too. I’m not thinking about the former, I’m thinking about the upcoming elections to the Supreme Council. About the fact that now 50 percent of the narcissists will be held on party lists, and 50 percent on majority districts. As you know, everybody previously went on party lists. It was more or less. Now, with this innovation, our authorities will have the opportunity to make anybody a member. And the Supreme Council will become an even bigger mess than it was before. When I think about it, I can’t finish.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64571
 23.05.2012
Can you call a guy gay if he fuck another guy in the ass, but does it for money?
He is a businessman.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64570
 23.05.2012
"Do you know what was the most popular question about Buran's grandmothers yesterday? Do they fit together "

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64569
 23.05.2012
I went here in the SPB, in Lomonosovskaya.
I took a beer, went to Sartre, km, by the big.
I didn't figure out where the lights in the cabinets are turned on, the phone I think will turn on.
And after the transfer, I didn’t have time to deliver the program "phonic", and my EN97 only enables it in video recording mode))
connected, conveniently installed the phone, arranged-light, well)
Should I say I forgot to delete the recording?
And my sweetheart grabbed in the phone today (explained long)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64568
 23.05.2012
A girl of the artist.

This is %username%!
I, Blair, no longer know how to attract your attention. It is so important to me. Per this post will see someone of our common acquaintances and will give you a shit. Because all the ways I know to convey to you information I have already exhausted.
I wrote to you about coming and taking my sheltered with us in the summer pepper from autumn and - about joy! In December, you reacted and promised. It is April and in the social networks you are actively using you do not respond. The phone, put on the parking lot, you did not leave. It was only from the description that I was able to recognize you and begin to fool on the only contacts I knew. Come and pick up your Lifan as soon as possible and don’t forget your wallet. Or we will scratch it and make me a dirty toilet table. Thank you for your attention and love your mother as you can.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64567
 23.05.2012
I bought the door yesterday.
What about noise insulation?
Counselor: Well, if someone is screaming in the entrance, it will not save you anyway.
There is noise in our entrance.
Advice: Then buy a gun.

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