Yesterday, two calas and a bunch of ash tried to make a successful selfie on high-voltage wires.

here here :
Therefore, in the overwhelming majority of people, the smell and appearance of any stool (including the stools of even their own children and loved ones) causes resentment.

Man thank you! seriously. It is nice to know that someone understands you.
Sorry for not being funny, it just hurt. A sharp sense of smell, not killed even by cigarettes. I love and do it with pleasure, I ask only one thing - wash it before you put it in my mouth. The urine, especially unfresh, does not arouse! Am I a demanding beard with stupid thumbnails? Otherwise, how can I explain that the man who has been sleeping with me for almost a year still wants to forget about my request or lies that I washed, washed honestly?

xxx: We were expelled at work one such a week-sitting at home "at the hospital"; this miracle came to my mind to post photos from the sea))))

If in the Russian Empire there were corruption and problems with the "roll", if in the USSR there were corruption and problems by the government, if now they are - maybe the problem is in the people? Three sets are a problem. Because people want to work less and earn more, everyone who has at least some power takes advantage of their position. It is the root of all our problems.

Catherine: We sit here, with my one, he says to me here:
You are a girl of easy behavior.
I have revised all my moral principles concerning pacifism. Who has life in front of me, and I have a criminal code. But here, the unexpected, decided to add:
It is easy to communicate with you.

Children's Cross March will be held for the first time in Krasnoyarsk

Maxim: Announce the Crusade, children

(This is happening in Peter)
Sandra: 4 o’clock at night, I sit deeply on my ears at work. Apartment in Dubai. I take my phone to watch the degrees jump on board. The widget is updated and shows me a bright blue sky and sunshine... I think: but, guy, what a sunshine, you have gone there, a deep night of life.
I turn my face to the window and I realize who of us has cheated with him.

He asked the country of manufacture, I said that Spain. He looked at the package and asked:
Is Romania in Spain?

Absolutely normal response to trying to hire with a producer country.

Walked around the store, went to the kindergarten, bought a hat for the child. One came in, notice, in the whole shop alone.
The seller pierces and puts the hat in the bag. The further dialogue:
I don’t need a package (that’s how I care about the environment)
Do you dress right away?
- (I stand alone, I repeat) Of course, the rain started on the street, so I decided to buy a hat. (I am smiling wide)
The dealer with a poker face cuts the price card with scissors and gives me a hat.
I pull my hat as far as I can and go out of the store.
You could see her face!!! to
Don’t be ashamed, my friends!! Life is too short to live boring 😉

A trained elephant must be able to bring the bracelets that the trainer throws.

His husband said that there is no witch in his compass. Okay, there is no borst on my plate.

When will the fashion start on different shoes?! to

The rabbits are fucking. Imagine you can’t cook raw meat there, but rabbits fuck.

I have a favorite seller in the store.
I stand today with cheese, yogurt and chocolate.
pierces cheese and yogurt, in the process asks, kiwi on cheese - you lose weight?
I say yes, that is
She takes and hides the chocolate under the table with the words – then I don’t break it.
never gave
I sit down and eat yogurt.
I would like to thank her for writing what...

I was 13 years old. I thought I was alone at home. Sexual maturity began early and was at its height. In general, I come out of the sort with the words: "Congratulations, Vladimir,
You first drowned!" and then in the kitchen Daddy drowned with a sandwich.

Vinny-the-poo: When I was a child, I thought that ‘castrate’ means burn on fire. Well, Giordano Bruno, there, Jeanne D'Arc.
So I used this word freely, and the adults for some reason were embarrassed and blurred their eyes.

Sometimes yes.

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Jews in concentration camps are funny. Strangely...
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The War. and Auschwitz. The commander of the camp must lay the floors. Suddenly he
He recalls that he sits with a well-known gender specialist Katzman, and
He asks to find him. It turns out that Katzman has just been sent to
The gas chamber. Assistant commander rushes to the gas chamber, opens
The door and screams:
Hey Katzman, go out! Gerr Commander invites you to transfer him to bed.
5 marks per meter.
What is O-O? 5 is OK? Zack to Zack!! to

xxx: No, I can understand a lot of things, but what kind of hue does a transformer do in our tea machine?? to
YYY: Oh, I was trying to solve it. He does not shrink otherwise.
We drank tea for two weeks. with transformers

Dear guys!
Try, please, carefully find out from your women how pleasant they are long frictions, you will learn a lot of new things for yourself.

Stones from Picabus:

X: If I tell you my story, you’ll just have your jaw cut off!
I would say I fucked a girl named Natasha every day when I was 13 and she was 18.
Profa is not there because she died.

Y: How far should a girl go down to fuck a 13-year-old?

Z: So she was dead, he said.

M: That explains a lot.