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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128492
 23.05.2016
I live in Minsk, standing in line at the metro box office. A woman stands in front of me and asks how many journeys I have left, asking how to check? I follow her, and how much do I have left? I don’t know, young man, but I wish you to find your grandchildren.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128491
 23.05.2016
Dear Ones,
And you, when you write at the beginning of the message 'osel', 'dumb', 'thing' and 'mudilo', do you really expect to turn to the interlocutor, and hope that he will hear you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128490
 23.05.2016
The Prosecutor’s Office of St. Petersburg has started to check the video of the group “Leningrad” on the content of the propaganda of alcoholism.

xxxh: and on the fact that there are words "In Moscow smell scary, In Chelyabinsk it is better to torch" them in my opinion...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128489
 23.05.2016
QQ: Girls, you can imagine it!
qqq: dating site, on the avatar pulled strict man, stylish. In his hands, a beast licked his fingers. The eyes are dirty, penetrating, shit, the devil even!
WWW at first sight. First of all, the fucker will be called.
Qqq: Status: Holiness, sociable, I love children. For dinner...
www: o o o o o

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128488
 23.05.2016
What do you know about bodies?
I run in the stadium, shaking fat.
I see two girls running, too. In sports costumes, in shoes.
Is there a strange walk?Something of abnormal.
I looked at her.
The fucking! She has shoes on her heels!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128487
 23.05.2016
>>>>
At the time of the inclusion, the calls were played (DOLBANI POZIVNI!!!) The Fucking Lighthouse
>>>>

Hm Sometimes I had an electric shaver "Harkiv" Mayak. seriously. Especially this “pleased” with the pudding.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128486
 23.05.2016
xxx: Yes integration there without problems, both systems have a universal interface
xxx: Imagine that girls "while where" met with guys "while whom"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128485
 23.05.2016
Australian vegan climbed Everest to prove ‘vegans can do everything’ and died

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128484
 23.05.2016
Tagged #citizen
I have an economic program, as a result of which the dollar will cost 25 rubles, the welfare of the people will increase and the gross income will increase, and the unemployment will decrease. Unfortunately there are side effects, officials will have to be shot.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128483
 23.05.2016
Dysentery and balbes.

I remembered.
Pioneer camp under Odessa. Weather resort, close to the cosmonaut rest base "Flight", all things. There was a disentery outbreak. I stood in the post, overheated, apparently, the temperature jumped and I, no doubt, was sent to an infectious clinic in Ovidiopolis.
A week later, we were released for a walk. Those who are not fooled.)
The fucking cat, guys! Liman, catacombs, crabs with a claw as long as my leg!
And there, in the jerk hospital, I met my first love. We were 15 years old and we are already grandchildren. Not everything in life is shit.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128482
 23.05.2016
In the morning came a letter about some postgraduate readings from "Belca MGLU EALI". The question was not clear how and why?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №128481
 23.05.2016
xxx: I would also say "tasteful food" before. And when I came up with the issue of nutrition due to the illness of my wife in this picture, I see a roasted straw from the carcass, cooked starch, bread with yeast from denatured flour, tea with caffeine with sugar. Tomatoes can be broken.
oxygen in tomatoes. Eat the slice.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128480
 23.05.2016
>>> tried to open the door at an elevation of 11.5 km to go out to smoke.

Vachet windmills, in the meat of sober geologists. One of them opened the door to the pitch. Guess why? Throw away the old shoes!
The man fell from a height of about half a kilometer. In the snow slope. He remained alive and nothing broke. No one was punished.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128479
 23.05.2016
I always feel like I am the perfect customer. Then I start sending out...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128478
 23.05.2016
Mongolia, Seychelles on the border with China.
They were caught up with transport aircraft pilots. Alcohol, about +50 ° C on board, condives in Ilush are not provided (( Tired, fell for some boxes.
I open my eyes, fly like a worm after the rain, into the cabin and see in the windows a completely different landscape of O_O. by Fuck! Where are the Gobi Palms in the desert? A white? No, just our carriers were already flying to the base in Dushanbe, received a new flight assignment, filled Ilushi’s belly and pulled humanitarian aid. by Yopamama! How long should I be charged for crossing the border illegally?
Sturman said, “Don’t sit down, we will go back and back to you, so they didn’t wake up. You slept so sweet.)
Oh, I, the mill, sat down to the eggs and already pretended who would wear my transmission. They have everything so simple.
© 46 ODSHB SN, commander of the company

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128477
 23.05.2016
That is, the cheaper a product is sold, the more revenue it brings? That is genius!

and what the chain to lower the price -> sell more -> profit! It was forbidden forever, right?
) ) )

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128476
 23.05.2016
It was long ago. The driver is a big cock. At the crossroads, the grandmother runs on the red right under his wheels. The driver without the passenger (with the passenger action would be different). He felt sorry for his grandmother. The driver is a professional. I walked around my grandmother, walked around all the cars at this crossroads. He crashed into a lamp. From the pillar falls a light and right on this grandmother.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №128475
 23.05.2016
At the end of the 19th century, an advertisement was posted in a famous English newspaper:

"A 20-year-old girl from a good family, with a fortune of £2 million, wants to meet a normal young man for marriage."

Within a short period of time, more than 30,000 letters from eager brides from all over the world were sent to the email address indicated in the announcement. But, unfortunately, nobody got neither the hand nor the heart of the mysterious bride.

After all, the tempting chosen woman turned out to be... two entrepreneurial English philatelists, who in one move multiplied their collection of postal stamps. This case is considered to be the largest mass replenishment of the brand collection in the history of the Philadelphia.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128474
 23.05.2016
Hundreds of times I forgot to remove the protective film from the screens... and only I managed not to remove the BLUE protective film from the shower and wondered how slowly the water goes away...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128473
 23.05.2016
I have not been here for two years.
This is all a new audience or the old head and ass moved into the unknown... do you?

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