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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141610
 23.05.2017
Q: When will this master’s degree end? When will I finally go out?! to
How long do you have to protect yourself, month?
Three and a half
WOW: Imagine, in a month and a half, you will defend your master's degree, you will go to postgraduate school, and you will...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And this whole joke will start again!!! Moa Ha Ha!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141609
 23.05.2017
6 Size of Breast:

My husband and I were invited to the sauna at one time, my girlfriend's breast was 8 (eighth) size. So it turned out that the only one we had a camera and it was with my husband. In the morning, I, the rust and the mother, removed half of all the photos, because there was a breast size 8, just a breast, without the other parts of the owner’s body. In the swimsuit, of course, but it did not save from the grand impression she produced.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141608
 23.05.2017
Advertising VKontakte: Cannabis scraps, a spacecraft of holes! The Russian Brigade!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141607
 23.05.2017
A few kilometers in a row, people stand for 4 hours... behind the edge? Russia in the 21st century. "Is this a fan? - No, it's Gagarin in the grave turning"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141606
 23.05.2017
From Bagtreker
Tester: "The report shows some hint"
Comment by developer: "I don't know how to play, but corrected"

[ + 26 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141605
 23.05.2017
reliable networks

“The methods of keeping girls in modern slave owners are different, but they are all effective. There was a case when we liberated a slave woman from Ghana: in her homeland she graduated from a local analogue of PTU, in the profession of sewing. This job was offered to her in Moscow, but eventually made a prostitute. In order to be faithful, she was cut off and threatened with magic to kill her and her family if she tried to escape. When we freed the slave, one of our activists had to buy a drum in a children’s store and knock on it in order to remove the curse,” the interlocutor recalls.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141604
 23.05.2017
A woman who becomes polite
Direct offices
No undercover
No incursions
Chat has even been linked.
2: Do you think the arsenic is quiet?
1 of Nafiga?
Not officially scheduled
So far
Arsenic after the wedding

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141603
 23.05.2017
The husband drinks vitamins in the morning, according to the advertisement that improves vision

Wife: Well what, they help?
Like, they help
Wife: I will believe when you become a dirty toilet notice.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141602
 23.05.2017
Q: How will the breasts be in other languages?
A: Busen in German
A: A French Seins
A: It is read as... or... or... or... or... or...
I hate French.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141601
 23.05.2017
If there is no holiness, love, generosity (the greatness of the soul) within the person himself, then it is all the more useless to look for this in a fragmented corpse.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141600
 23.05.2017
Editing of inscriptions
I saw a sign "Billionaire". There the letters were red and blue through one. In the dark, only the first, third, fifth and seventh are visible clearly. I had to get closer, and I wonder what is under such a sign.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141599
 23.05.2017
There is a controversy under the article of the test "What kind of Batman you are" about which SG is better:
...
Raronlyrar: Well, who of them, these superheroes in cowards on top of the trick, will find out...

Priizm: The black coat was more brutal—he wore neither a trick nor cowards.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141598
 23.05.2017
In Mordor, by the way, there are not swords, but Yataganas. The technology is there.
See also: Nifiga Western technology is curved.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141597
 23.05.2017
Terminator 2 entered the chat
Terminator: Oh, something is plotting me.
Terminator 2: Something is hot.
Sarah: It is good to suffer foolishly, the jokers are foolish.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141596
 23.05.2017
I was a student, I met a young man on the Internet, agreed to meet. He turned out to be a beautiful man of thirty, with a blinding smile and a height of under two meters. Walking around the center until the legs drop, we went to the restaurant to eat. The beautician studied the menu, studied my thin body at the time, called the waitress and began to demand half a portion for me, arguing that it no longer enters me, and why pay extra. All this continued for a long time, loudly, under the disapproving gaze of visitors. With every word he said, I became more and more red and cried timidly that I would pay for my dinner myself. The caterpillar was not pleased. He sent the waitress to negotiate with the chef and still achieved his - they brought a lagman to me on the bottom of the plate, sympathetically blinked and left alone with this subject. And he told me that he was not desperate to meet his ideal – she should not be more than 18, she should be smart, beautiful, much to earn, to know how to cook, to be a beautiful mistress. I was 19, and I couldn’t communicate with crazy people at all, so I rushed home even more desperately.

He never understood why I was freezing from him.

By the way, he found me 10 years later on the social network, and never met, apparently, the girl of his dreams.

In any case, I ignored him.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141595
 23.05.2017
When I was a kid, I had very long hair, just below my thighs. At first I was very happy, I felt like a princess, but then I realized that they elementally bothered me. What to do? I decided to take the extreme measure: cut off my hair. The excuses did not take any action on the mother, so it was decided to take everything into their own hands. Of course, I was very afraid that my mother would hurt me. So I went to the bathroom and cut my hair on my shoulder. And so that Mom didn’t notice anything, she did it with the light off and the lighthouse in her hands.



I wasn’t a very smart child.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141594
 23.05.2017
From the "Dietary" Women’s Forum:
- I lost weight without problems, when my husband's ulcer was found, and I got to cook salads for two pieces. In short, grandmother, whatever you write here, it’s all shit. The diet for the ulcer is the same - both useful and weight loss.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141593
 23.05.2017
Make the law truly one for all, abolish the moratorium on the death penalty, return the confiscation of property, and in a few years you will not know the country.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141592
 23.05.2017
We have a very good sound insulation in the house. Yesterday I was going out of the house, couldn’t find the phone and said out loudly, “But where did I put the phone?”
And there is a neighbor across the wall: "Look in the bathroom, there you like a SMS came."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141591
 23.05.2017
Pasta with cocklets is just another aggregate state of peelings.

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