Weather in the middle:
This year, the graduates clearly did not wonder, at night 6 degrees was...
It is nothing. It is important that the fountains do not freeze during the day.

The cell phone was dried up and he resurrected, so now he is not a drowning but a diver!

God, take away this misery! What is it?
vvv: Our modelers believe it is Pomeranian Spitz
Kkk: And what to do now?
vvv: Well, I can still quickly add to the description text the phrase "The evil witch tried to turn the spit, but something went wrong".

I am a student working as a night guard at a building.
Then the stomach got sick. Guarded, in short, I ended up a small wooden house meter per meter with a hole in the middle. From the morning it was even ashamed in the report to write: on the certain object of incidents did not occur.

He won a grant. I tell the girl, she says, “Oh cool, let’s go for that money to travel. I tell the boss, she says, “Oh cool, you’ll go to the conference for that money. Should I tell my mom?

They are asked to print a table in 6 columns with a width and height of about 560, when printing comes out 0.8 m.• 6 m.
U: And you can do it in a shorter way, or we will not hang on the wall at 6 meters in height.
A: Change the file, you have a ratio of 1 to 7, do not compress
U: Well, we really need to see everything and not high! You are an expert, you must be able.
A: I can’t, it is forbidden to do that.
U : Who?
A: Demiurg and the spatial-time continuum.

Are you sitting with the calculator?
YYY: Yes
XX: How is there in the parallel universe? YYY: there is everything in parallel

Today around 1 p.m. some high school students decided to put up with the girls in the yard. Beer was taken.
They whisper in front of the girls, worship the whole courtyard, like, they are steep and fear nothing.
A car stops nearby. Two men come out of the car and go to the gunmen:
You guys can’t smoke?
We don’t smoke, honestly.

He is
I’d like to beat you right now, mmm.
She
Don’t lick me, I don’t like it.
He is
What do you love?
She
Pastries with cheese, fuck, I love it.

The boss told a browned joke:
“You are my punch!
Am I so fat?! to
“No, sweet and with a hole!”
Everybody pretended to be stuck and deepened into work. After 5 minutes, the head of the laboratory comes from production, greeting everyone loudly and addressing Lone, my colleague: "What is there with my application, Lonchik-Ponchik?".
There will be no more work today, I feel...

“Hello everyone, I’ll have sex with anyone who has sexual flare-ups (I’m collecting records for the Guinness Book of Records).
Are you dead yet: Lust, that is, let everyone gather now? For the company?

A: If I eat a lot of cabbage, like rabbits do, I’ll grow big breasts.
Yyy: Strangely, I thought for some reason all my life that rabbits are not famous for breasts.

ddd: just game designer asked me how to translate "respawn for reward" in English... I think if someone has earned, or just in the pretext doesn’t ball :D