Unknown girl from Aska (D), I (I):
D is bringing! Are you cute?
I am hm. No one seemed to complain.
Will we meet in Real? I am cute too! Here is :-)
I: Well let me
D: I am now in Izmailovsk, how long do you have to go?
I: 6 hours somewhere
D: The interruption?! to
I: No, Nizhny Novgorod ;D

Dear Dear Scientists! I am a simple Russian guy. I work programming. I pay taxes. All the topic! Fuck, but you’ve gotten rid of it!! Where are the teleporters?

A Russian man reads instructions when he is broken, but he reads the Bible when he is alive.

The weekend day. A young family – father, mother, little son. After breakfast, the boy ran out for a walk. My mom washed in the bathroom. Dad, walking around the apartment, decided that it was time to lure his wife. But she was not before that. After driving her husband out of the bathroom, she locked the door to the spinning machine. Once a decision is made, action must be taken. Under the pretext that it was heavily attached to the pot, the sufferer was launched. After another attempt to shake his coat and adjust, getting a wet towel on his mouth, he was finally expelled. Having already accepted the defeat, the poor man felt that he could not do without the toilet. No requests have been made to the spouse. The only thing she recommended was, "If you are so unhelpful - use a baby pot." Nothing to do - had to find and sit in the corridor in front of the inaccessible door. At the most interesting place, a knock broke out and at the same time the entrance door opened / the child did not clog. There was an unknown woman on the doorstep.
Apparently the only thing that came to her mind when she saw such an idyllic picture was to ask, "Is Mom and Dad at home?" Realizing that he was taken for a fool, our hero replied - "TRUCT." Then I heard,
“When they come back, tell me, the insurer came.” She carefully covered the door. What happened to the door to the bathroom and the contents of the pot - history silences...

The famous Hollywood movie diva came on a tour in Paris and learned that a very good photographer works near the Eiffel Tower. She turned to him and he took a picture that she liked very much.
Twenty-five years later, she returned to Paris, remembered her photographer, found him, and he took her portrait again. But this time she liked the photo much less, and she told the photographer about it. The old man replied, “Madame, last time.
I was 25 years younger!”

One of the gifts! Do you remember?
2 I remember. So small, so shaky. He lacked adrenaline.
1 of AGA. This was the last time Parkour got involved. But quickly tired, boring, he says, just running and jumping. I invented an upgrade for parkour.
2: Knowing Sam - in anticipation )
1: In short, sinking in a strange area, the situation is understood. By the evening finds some whispering hopes, with the cry of "hopes - urds, I throw all of you in the neighbor's stone or rod and on the folds. A crowd behind him.
The second is 😉 😉 😉 😉
1: Adrenaline, he says, full of pants. Parkour opens from the other side. He has never been caught yet.

Conversation with an acquaintance:
"Month of the month! Yesterday, Miche said I wanted to be a boy. Then I asked if he loved me a boy. He said no, I said he's ugly loves me just because I'm a cute girl and not for the soul and went knocking the door into another room. From the kitchen a scream of despair, do you want me to become a peder? I stand up! Not to be rejected!"

I realized that I was surrounded by not quite adequate people when I woke up at night from the whispers of a friend with whom I lived in the same room in a sanatorium. After long torture and interrogation from her non-membership subjugations, she was able to understand that she dreamed that her boyfriend had supposedly changed her with his ex. Everything would be nothing, but she called him at 4 in the morning, said he was a goat and threw the phone.

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I will not understand. I didn’t age the internet, but... 7 years ago I started the aska. In all these years I have never broken minors, and spammers write no more than twice a month. What am I doing wrong? and )

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A complaint was given for inattention.
Cut out primary. reduced leave.

Could you give me your ICQ number?

Enjoyed the inscription on the garbage container: "points to throw here"

Only 5% of Belarusians correctly answered the question of sociologists "Do you like our President?"

I buried my girlfriend’s cat. and drunk. by night. In the courtyard. He buried like. I went home and read. She went to the grave to see. She returned in tears. Their back legs dropped from the ground. and ppc.

c) pip.ec