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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33427
 23.07.2010
You are so funny =)
What is the meaning of "everything"?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33426
 23.07.2010
I think your girlfriend lacks something.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: How to say it more tactically.
xxx: Shortly I went in yesterday for photos, and she compiles gentu
Yyy: Yes, she had long planned to move from Debian to do more seriously =)
XXX: That’s not all. On the table there are two paper crutches, folded on each other.
XXX: I wanted to take one to see. In the end, I got the hand with the words "don’t hinder them from combining";
YYY: Oh, thank you for saying. I will not be late at work today.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33425
 23.07.2010
from the Advertising Forum.
I will buy an inexpensive tube, caluga
up to 500 r, and better generally cheap)) to call and all

mishin: Soft toy "Mobile phone"
318 to 80 rub.
The toy is made of cotton fabric of different texture. When you press the buttons, a fun melody sounds (5 options).

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33424
 23.07.2010
Please add to friends*
* Request is rejected *
Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah! Did you not recognize me?
XHH: I found out
WOW: What if you did not add???? to
HH: Because I learned

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №33423
 23.07.2010
Oleg: My fox died this morning.
Did you have a real fox at home??? Why did you not tell me? They are so cute, furry, red! I would like to have a lion at home.)
Tagged: firefox
Masha: Was she called so? How cute!
Tagged with: ROLF

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33422
 23.07.2010
at work.

Step, and you love me?
Crocodile: Can you not lie?
Step, will you do a good deed?
Crocodile: dress up
Fuck you, Dima...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33421
 23.07.2010
jamlo, 23.07.2010 11:47:23:
You ate in the swamp, she fell asleep, you beat her.

Bond, 11:47:32
D. The Fuck

Bond, 11:47:43
was a little different.

Shiloh, 11:47:49
You slept

Shiloh, 11:47:54
Has she struck you? O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33420
 23.07.2010
The name of the server:

SVlad> About the Mendeleev table.
Each element of the table, in addition to a unique name, has three other parameters: atomic number, period and degree of oxidation. You can compare some server properties with them and get your own periodic table of servers. Print and hang on the wall for convenience.
amarao> Degree of server oxidation? Let me go, sea grass.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33419
 23.07.2010
The driver approached the director in the morning and asked:
Will we go out today?? to
and no. and what?
I need to remove the box from the car.
and well.
After lunch, when the box is already removed, the director comes:
Get up immediately, we go.
I just removed the box!
Let’s go and then put it.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33418
 23.07.2010
The xxx:
Yesterday I went to the conservatory with a friend, there was a performance of different musicians. Xylophones are out.
The xxx:
As always after a beer. From him, as from a person with perfect hearing, it was quite expected to listen to comments to each note:
“La Bémol...si major...salt diez...”
The xxx:
But here, without any change in intonation, he gives
The main breast is small.
The xxx:
I had a hysteria.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33417
 23.07.2010
1/3 of porn sites visitors are women.
Q: Who are the others?

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33416
 23.07.2010
C forum on the website of the jur.consultation:
Vasily: Good morning! Please tell my friend for 25 years and he has not yet received a passport! What is it threatening and what are the consequences?
Marina is Vasilysa! Your fool, don’t talk to him.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33415
 23.07.2010
The xxx:
I warm up my milk.
Watch the series.
Connect the sweater.
YYYY :
Birth of grandchildren

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33414
 23.07.2010
<seregak> by the way, and where white
<seregak> he, scuca, took to sleep at night

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33413
 23.07.2010
When I’m lazy to wash dishes, I just hide it so that my mom won’t find it.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33412
 23.07.2010
What size is this pixel?
YYY: How about what? size of one pixel.
No, there is the length, the width.
Zzzz: So it is round!
So is the radius?
Half a pixel.
XXX is crazy!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33411
 23.07.2010
My mother burned me today.
took a passport type at work copy to remove for benefits to report, and checked the pages about family status and children.
Not much for five years of studying.

How terrible to live. and. and.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33410
 23.07.2010
Who is the mistake of nature, you are the mistake of nature?
I’m curled in the blanket because it’s cold. And it’s cold to me because I’m sitting naked because of the heat.
xxx: And I also have a surname, Blade, Domoboev, because of this fucking passportist. Thank you for not having a gap.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33409
 23.07.2010
XXX: How is your fucking institution?
The Prophet (peace be upon him)
XXX: And what next? Where is?
I am in graduate school ?
xxx: to fuck
XXX: Studying Again
You are a masochistic mother.
YYY: there are passengers
XXX: AAA
XXX: then clear

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33408
 23.07.2010
Where to download ink on the printer?
YYY :?? to
The PDF printer. Sasha told me that I don’t have a file printed because the PDF has finished ink and they need to be downloaded and you know where!

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