That you all argue, an adult, not an adult, play, not play. What is the most popular hobby of brutal men who think of themselves as an adult (in addition to beer and strawberries)? Football (hockey / baseball / racing (F1) and so on). Some play to gray hair, others look at it, mostly on the screen. What is it different from a children's run with a ball in the yard or computer games? Just because there’s a lot of money going on.
"Adults are the same children, only toys are more expensive" (c)

How, fucking, his copyright holders found this creation in my collection?? to

RAO puts a foot on everything that remotely reminds of music. disposes of rights. Gathering a babble. Then you can be paid the performer his share if he passes nine circles of hell and bureaucracy and the moon will be in the body’s house. If not, he will leave it to himself.

As the victim said, a year ago she saw an extrasensitive advertisement on television. Norilchanka called on the specified number and registered for a telephone reception. During the phone sessions, the fraudsters "found" a strong "grain" in her and her adult sons. She paid for remote “treatment”.
In addition, she transferred money to the perpetrators even after she went into criminal search and wrote a statement to the police.
In total, she translated 526 thousand rubles.

Alexey Pehov

I go by bicycle.
A few meters ahead, another cyclist is driving in the same direction.
A company appears on the course. Practically near the sidewalk, there is a mangal, roasted strawberries, culturally resting.
Then there is a scene, like in Marseille, when a man on a motorcycle breaks out a bag from a woman who is stuck.
We have domestic realities.
The cyclist, without reducing speed, gets from the mangal shampoo with meat. He leaves at sunset.
The shock pause lasts exactly thirty meters. Just as much as I need to get to the cultural recreation area.
One of them decides that a whole bunch of cyclists are working here!
He grabs the shampoo, and is terribly thumpy, rushing after me in pursuit, shouting:
Are you shameless too? and!! Are you shameless too?! to
To be honest, I really liked the shuffle.
But I did not stop.

My husband works in shopping. Tell the dream. He had to pick up several positions, and the cat had to approve them. Moreover, the procedure looked like this, you had to push your foot to the cat and, if he does not hit the foot with his lap, then everything is approved. I, he says, searched all night, picked up, and he’s laughing and doesn’t approve. You have understood, right? His cat slept in his legs all night.

Questions to Philosophers:
Why are friends "imaginary" and opponents "conditional"?

The fact that you are a writer obliges a lot.
Sarah: They owe the money received and not everyone. Better binds a signed contract, guaranteeing the receipt of money, and even better - a signed contract, guaranteeing the withdrawal of money (for non-performance). The certificate only certifies that the applicant has successfully received the certificate.

> Keywords: " in life" Not after...

In his life, Archimedes caught up with the whole WPC, he could send his own and other people, during the assault, he was ordered not to touch him with his finger, and when he played with the fire and a skillfully sent soldier (enemy, for a moment) grabbed him (foolishly not acknowledging, would admit - would crush in a cloth, smile and move away), this soldier was found and almost crucified in the temptation, so that the rest of the next time were more attentive.

That is the authority.

So we came to Peter.
At first it was good weather.
and rain
Then the sun again.
and rain
Then there was rain.
and rain
Then there was lunch.
And the rain...

I may not be against your riding in the intersection, but I am not going to look in the mirrors and turn on the turning wheel when maneuvering in my lane. And if you get stuck in my credit card at this point, then you will rush to scratch your debts, because the insurance will not cover that.

I also think of cremation, but instead of a urn, I want to be sleeping in the sand clock so that I can still participate in everything. For example, my grandchildren are going to play some board game, and like, “This is my grandfather on the shelf, take it. It is somewhere 6 minutes. turn around. Additional round, categories, went ".

by Demitri Martin.

Add to the list of automotive pilots pilots on lawns near pedestrians. And also fools at all levels responsible for the floods.

And with regard to their scientific achievements, they most likely discovered that some lambda member in some cleverly twisted equation of the superstring theory should not be raised in a square, but in a cube. There is no practical benefit. So they have a doubtful "success in life", IMHO.

>>>>>>
The simple law of Archimedes and his name will be remembered for a thousand years. And which yacht sailed Abramovich then and there, and how he was called, they did not remember a thousand years ago.
Choose which success in life you like the most.

My friend recently pleased me :)

In the morning, as usual, she leads her daughter to the kindergarten, and she with her intrinsic curiosity asks:

Mom, where are you working?

Mother :

In the bank.

The girl who nodded her forehead:

A hammer, right?

The comrade told me. I met again with the former after about a year of separation. She asks him:

Did you have someone this year?

Just like you, sweet. (This is the master answer fucking)

The second day she walked thoughtful and silent.

Someone is constantly turning the lights at the entrance. I’ll ask him why he has lights on that light.

Rushed

Behind the windows a black forest flashed, on the table in a steel bowl borscht was cooled, tea was drizzled with a glass. What could be more fun than a restaurant car? I was his last visitor that day. The director sat at my desk and we talked.
From politics, the conversation gently came to the upbringing of children and the director (unfortunately, I never knew his name) told this story:

The child cannot be fooled. Whom you want to cheat: a friend, a wife, a boss, but your son never.
Unfortunately, we realize this very late. Twenty years ago, I met the best father in the world. His children can only be jealous. of humanity.
I went to Simferopol then, and the same evening, a man came to me in the restaurant, with a small cellophane bag in his hands, in which the fish is seen. The man laughed and said:

"Sorry, I have a huge request for you, a question of life: could you hide this in your freezer until Simferopol?

I still thought – well, they’re obsessed with myself in general and I answer:

How do you imagine it? Should I bring your unknown fish to your freshest products? So what? Throw away this leech and don’t shake my head, I even feel through the bag its smelling smell.
- Yes, I understand everything, but you see, it's not entirely lazy, or rather not just lazy. In order for you to understand me correctly, I will tell you from the beginning. Even in April, my daughter was four years old, and she always dreamed of getting a Mermaid for her birthday and not a toy with a cracked tail, but the most real, alive. I was stupid and promised, Daddy can do anything. What had to be done was to buy a Barbie doll, paint her hair in green, break her legs, take in a fish store a live leach, cross it off half, pull it out slightly from the inside and fix it with a screw through the hole from the legs. Well, you will see for yourself (he got out of the package of this beast with a puppet body, and from under the tightly knotted rubber dress was a real fish tail)
Since then, for three months now, I have been forced every three or four days to change her fading tails with new ones. At first I counted, then I missed the account, probably a ton of fish was transferred to her. He was already not happy to get involved, but there is nowhere to go, the daughter just loves her, kindergarten girlfriends also come to visit, jealous. They also convinced me that you can't sleep with a Mermaid, she should live in the refrigerator. And in general, in the air, the Mermaid sleeps all the time like a sleeping beauty, and she will live up only at home in the underwater kingdom. Look, we barely reached the holiday, we go, finally, to let the sufferer go to our father, the sea king. But, I am afraid that we will not reach the sea, the corpse begins to rot. Can you help with Morocco? Can you give me a piece of ice?

Of course, I helped, even a new tail from the hookup was arranged for her. As long as you get from Simferopol to the sea, and it's another four hours, you shouldn't go away.
Here is the real father with the big letter, “you, the present are nuts”.

Everyone has a concept of equality. Some believe that equality is when everyone comes to the finish line at the same time, others - when everyone starts from the start line at the same time.

AAA: on vacation and at work I fly for a long time with a small suitcase that weighs 5 kg (the suitcase itself 2-3 kg). I don’t understand those who pull the balls.

BBB: Please share your experience, what is there in a suitcase weighing 2 kilos?

ccc: Yesterday, my friend and I had a long guess that the AAA had 2 kg of luggage for vacation. They decided that he did not take anything, bought everything he needed on the spot, then thrown away without regret. Otherwise the puzzle does not fold)

Zzz: 2 kg of cash euro :)

Gasoline instead of a dollar began to cost 50 cents...What people are not happy with? Some rubles are invented.