xxx: The unexpected change of your nick on Skype makes me horrify. Just sat behind the computer, and here on my right comes out a red icon and the evil inscription "Universal Evil in the network".

Damn bought a dog to protect me in the woods from wolves and she fucking with them.

The fact that the mouse for a couple of weeks quietly bypasses all the mouse spots, unpunishedly eating cheese there is a little worried.
The fact that the husband proposed to call the mouse Jerry is already a bit stressful.
But when my husband proposed to put an ultrasound, that she would go crazy and we had the BEST JERRY... This is the reason for my urgent move to my mom..."
This is how smart men solve the problems of bored wives.

Stas [22:16:37]: Well, I saw this in his contact-list icq:
• Galia (board), Marina (board), Lenka (so for yourself), Alona (2 size), Julia (2 size), Light (3 size), Inna (3 size), Love (4 size!of the Goddess (Goddess of the Goddess).

XXX: I got a girlfriend. It is 90 60 90
What is violet?

Why are you so pale?
Yes, I ate yogurt yesterday, something I didn’t like immediately. And his name is striking – PVA!

The apogee of human criticism: I have a neighbor in the country, a small rooster, such a sweet grandfather. He has a garden, and all the winter he feeds the birds in his garden, admired them, constantly sitting with them, snooping, here comes the summer and this cute birdman with caution shoots at them from a two-stick that they would not eat the strawberries.

He was taken to the city hospital. D., who tried to rob an old archivarian-manufacturer with 50 years of experience. Numerous spotted and bruised wounds on the face and head, presumably from the blow of a hole or press paper, as well as the hands sewn to the buttocks did not hinder the gr. D. Joyfully run out to meet the ambulance.

How did you know that you are a brutal man?
Poo: My mom said.

XXX is
Do we have sex every day?

YYYY
hardly

XXX is
Why hardly?

YYYY
Well I will work a lot, you will work a lot, you will have a headache and a young lover.

XXX is
Will my boyfriend get sick?

XXX is
Why do I have a sick young lover?

XXX: I have a chest
Because I am a man!
Because you are a cattle.
Tagged: unbroken

My mother and father have lived together for 25 years.
My father never dreamed. Going to bed, the mother is baptized before sleeping and says:
Let me cross you so that nightmares don’t go away.
And baptized with all love, they go to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the father wakes up with wild screams and a cold sweat.
He saw nightmares for the first time in his life.

Serena, where were you before?

You had no breastfeeding before.

With Mr. Propyl amused, there is no whore in the house. Mr was drunk.

I am a real gangster.
I grew up on the street.
On the street of Sesame. I watched her all my childhood.

This'o will receive 70 million in Anguilla. rubles a month.. here's what you should do first, if you came to work on Monday, and you would be paid a salary of 70 million. The ruble?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Some familiar ones live, the only thing that is real. So, this miracle of nature resolves in the house everything that is understood. The controller will pick up, and as appropriate, then the fucking gather, and so on. Repeat the rare. One day, the housewife came home and remembered that she hadn’t hanged the laundry. He walked to his clothes, but he was not there. One is Himself (!!!) He picked up the batteries!! to

And the poor man, weighing one and a half cents and snoring like a bear, never understood why he fell from his bed 19 times in the train during the night. along with the mattress. As a result, he called the conductor and paid to the coupe, where, as he decided, the couches were wider. The whole plateau was delighted. Three cars in one direction and the other.

Fursenko and EGE are the best way to get children out of the Russian language.

Vlad (22:04:59 22/08/2011)
I watched Bond (Golden Eye)
Vlad (22:05:24 22/08/2011)
Chuvak says "I am Minister of Defense Dmitry Mishkin":-D