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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №152859
 23.08.2019
Xxx: How you sucked your stamps about taxi drivers! I am a taxi driver. It is my conscious choice. When I drive my own car I feel very comfortable. I love to ride a car. I love keeping it in excellent condition. I really like the thanks from my passengers for the comfortable and fast travel, for the clean salon, for the politeness and pleasant conversations, for the pleasant music that I love. I love to build routes and surprise passes with unexpected traffic jams. I love to surprise those who try to insist on the “best” route. I adore my work. And let everyone throw their clothes into the taxi drivers, I almost never fly))) Well, sometimes, like now. And yes, I’ve been selling for 20 years. management of department. Disease and recovery over 2 years. Find yourself and your place in life. Six years in a taxi. I am not ashamed of my profession. And I will give the forum to many other “specialists” intellectually, financially and physically.

Yyy: The green burned, we went.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №152858
 23.08.2019
I get angry when I run for half an hour on the runway, lower my head, look at the timer, and there for forty seconds.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №152857
 23.08.2019
When I was young, I worked on repairing my small area. I had a car in the shape of a barrel instead of a house.
A couple of young families were housed nearby.
So I got tired of using the drill. I forgot my home. I ask my neighbor.
I – “Listen, let the drill drill a couple of holes.”
The neighbor says, “I don’t have a dick myself.”
I am. “Well, I’ll ask another neighbor.”
S.- "a bad idea, it is inadequate in general, it is better not to connect with it."
To explain “inadequacy”, however, he could not.
I go to another neighbor.
I – “listen, the drill is needed, just a couple of holes.”
The neighbor 2. "Listen, the drill is not new to me, you understand that if it burns in your hands, it will be unpleasant for you and me. I will be ashamed to ask you for a new drill, but you will be unhappy to give a new drill for the old drill.”
I thought, “Now it’s clear why he’s inadequate, greedy on the go.”
And the neighbor continues - "giving I will come to you with my drill and help everything that needs to be done, for free and neighborly. And if anything happens to the drill, it will be boring to me alone.”
He came to me and helped me. Since then, I have done the same with others. In my opinion, the most appropriate decision.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №152856
 23.08.2019
On a mortgage, one apartment is bought to yourself, the other to the bank.

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