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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №156784
 23.08.2021
xxx: I was lost in the kindergarten when a group went to the dentist. After the doctor, on the way back to the kindergarten. I was scared wild. I walked on a deserted street, cried, and eventually a woman met at the pedestrian crossing, she asked me and somehow understood which garden I was from and took me there. There were already teachers with the corvalol sitting, I felt that the atmosphere was very oppressive. I was placed in a corner for the whole quiet hour and until my father arrived, I was mocked and threatened that my parents would come and just destroy me. I was wildly scared. But the father came, they began to tell him what kind of pig I was, how I scared everyone, I was terrified. And he quietly asked, was it in their mind that they sprinkled the child and put him in the corner for that? Did she not endure anything while she was walking alone on the street? At that point I realized that my father was my wall.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №156783
 23.08.2021
I was 8. I thought I was grown up enough to help my mother not just at home. I decided, then, to take my sister from the garden so that my mother comes home, and we are already here.

I took my sister out of the garden. I still wonder how her teachers gave me. Maybe it was time, I was not afraid.

The weather was wonderful, a golden autumn. I think I’ll give my sister a pleasant walk. We went into the bistro, ate puddles and ice cream. I had the money because I took out the bottles I found on the street.

It was fun. My sister is happy.

From the garden to the house 40 minutes. Given that we entered the bistro, we spent an hour on the road.

I bring my sister home, and my mother is home. I said, “Mom, I brought my sister. You don’t have to go to the garden for her. In response, “What the hell? ? to ? to We searched you already! Where did you go? ? to ? to Go into the room! My father is waiting for you! “For what? I wanted to help! I told the teachers that I brought my sister home! Why was searching? We would come home by ourselves! We have come! It is OK! “I screamed to her with tears.

Of course, I was in shock! My childhood mind did not know that we would be sought. Of course, my father tossed me to the blue, not listening to my screams about what I wanted best.

The next day on the body appeared bleaches from "education" belt. I was sitting in the full bathroom and crying... crying... I was so sorry for myself... I was so offended. I had no evil intention.

My sister heard me crying in the bathroom. Then she approached me and said that the day I took her out of the garden and brought her to Bistro was the best day.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №156782
 23.08.2021
I changed my driver’s license on Saturday. He submitted documents, told me to go to the office and wait. The door opens, girl:

Sit in front of the camera.

He makes a picture.

Will you see how the photo went?

And why?

You have ten years to walk with these rights.

So I have been walking with this face for ten years 😉

The argument)

Right is given, all well.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156781
 23.08.2021
British scientists have proven that the mind that manages to successfully hide from others for a long time is actually stupid!

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156780
 23.08.2021
One of the most memorable exhibitions I've been to was held in England and was devoted to the drug Talidomide, or more precisely to the victims of this drug.

The substance talidomide was developed in the 1950s in Germany - the company Chemie Gr

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156779
 23.08.2021
- This is our new reception hall in the style of Louis XVI.
I never thought that Louis XVI was a Roma.

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