I am a loser today.
I am not lucky today.
Today it lasts.
Far from the first year.

The school year, like pregnancy - lasts 9 months, nausea begins from the second week!!! to

Why does your phone have such a short USB?
yyy: the shorter the wire, the faster the transmission
xxx: in your wire the gnomes run and the bytes on your back? They go a meter long, so it is better to go 5 cm?! to

Talk about age:
I met Sasha before, and now I met Alexandra.

Listen, I'm not funny at all now, I have a girlfriend pregnant on the go!
YYY: Nath, is nothing bothering you? O_O

Xxx: 76ne65
YYY: I don’t understand, what are you doing?
XXX: This is a cat.
YYY: Well, in general, he is right...

In Russia, the winner is the candidate who does not participate in the debate.

Rested with the family in Lazarevsk, themselves from Moscow. We found a good housing. We negotiated with the owner for a long time and agreed on the price. During the rest, they were not transgendered. I heard the owners were economical, they even laughed. I don’t argue, now is a time of crisis. We rested well, gathered together and went home.
The most surprising thing, literally 2 weeks after my vacation, I had a trip to those places to explore the object, I broke through and got a devoted trip to the south. And I decided that I would stay with them, relatively close, and I liked them, in September there are always places, the check is given.
Imagine a picture – I appear at their doorstep, the master’s mouth is open when he sees me, and I give him:
“Imagine, Felix, and we, the Rothoseans, have forgotten our tomatoes in the kitchen.
The curtain.

There is nothing more eternal than that which is wrapped in blue insulate.

The Cat (
What is so?
- bought the plasma of the old calf on the floor of the stand, until they determined where to dye it. The apartment is cold, the cat climbs on the old calf, lies on it, stands up and can't understand why it doesn't heat (((
I want to turn it on for it to warm up.

A friend left her:
Don’t be sad she’ll come back!! to
I know it (((

I walked past the office toilet in the store yesterday. Inside his door hangs an advertisement with huge letters: "T-shirts not to change clothes. A fine of 1000r. and video surveillance!and "
Fuck, I'll go crazy, WHY can't you change your cowards clothes, and how to use the toilet, knowing about video surveillance?

Sometimes you want to see the author of quotes to broaden the horizon on the topic "How the dudes look".

I searched for the Yandex text of the claw "In the cat, in the cat the claw of gold. and. " for my daughter In the search line, Yandex so carefully offers suggestions: cat diarrhea cat tears eyes cat falls hair cat cat constipation cat flows saliva cat cat goes hair cat smells from the mouth cat tears eye cat faeces with blood cat diarrhea what to do

The poor cat!

Do not be deceivers! K.O This is not Captain Evidence. Captain Evidence would never have signed so obviously!

KirieHa: and I had sex in the woods on a penny with ants)
I haven’t had any ants yet.