In Toronto, in the center of the capital, he lived for two years - and never saw that the roads were blocked for local cones. Well, the prime minister is probably driving with the police, maybe even cleaning the road, but I repeat, I have not seen it. Maybe he somehow steals quietly, early in the morning, while everyone is asleep. :) It is not necessary to talk about the rest - in the parliamentary parking lot, even in the senate seats, humble cars and, of course, without flashbacks. So what there, the former defense minister in the Montreal subway was murdered.

At the wedding, the witness congratulates the young people: "I wish you, Bride, that your husband would call you by different beautiful names."

X: I have optimized the BD so much that I have swallowed myself!
x: Previously, the request was 30 seconds, then 28 seconds.
X: And now 0.00005...

Comments on Robot:
Really genuine thing. Purchased for interest, but after one cycle of cleaning, the interest went into a practical plane. It really works well - performs the functions of a vacuum cleaner. The worker of the first guild is very funny when confused with something. Something is picked up and selected. One wheel up, the other up. :)

In an article dedicated to Breivik on Wikipedia it says:
21 years of imprisonment with the possibility of extending the sentence for another 5 years unlimited number of times.

> How is it? The Swiss approached and said, “Sir, will you extend?”
> Yes, for 5 years please.

The train Tyumen-Kazan I get out of it and in a hurry look into the city. A man approaches and asks how long. I am 5 hours. Fuck your mother! And only the heels shone... Only then I realized that we had 2 hours difference)

contact with the manager via Skype.
Where did you put the report? I cannot find
I: I pumped it yesterday and put it on your table.
I am: Nakata
I apologize for the printing.)
Chefs checking the table

Today, on Saturday, September 22, my girlfriend got married.
I sit at home, I will drink. I am an idiot.

Yes my brother.

We have a lot of such idiots, right?

You are not reproducing.

Q: What do you think of the scammers and scammers?
I am not an enemy of myself, so I am positive.

Fuck, I won’t buy anything at all. As long as you bring the shit from the store - it's all outdated!

Buy HTC, cheer them on the Korean race with an apple

from the forum.
Victor Tsoy: People, alone try, it is easy, I, for example, survived 110 kg
MrCourage300: Don’t fuck, you’re dead long ago

xxx: Mikhail, Mikhail, why did you brooosil меняаааа?

YYY: The shooting did not raise the hand.

Residence of evil: Revenge, limitation - 18 years, children's ticket - 700 tenge.

The morning. I wake up from being stabbed on my cheek.
Stand up, open your eyes.
I see, I’m already dressed.
I don’t understand, what have you already gathered?
She - And gathered, and prepared breakfast, and your coffee is shrinking. I woke up before, I just didn’t want to wake you up. Now is the time for you too.
Why didn’t I wake up when you passed through me?
How do I know why you didn’t wake up? (Here you stop screaming and blaming) - Why are you not awake, eh?! You should have felt that I wasn’t there! Suddenly something happened to me? Suddenly, aliens kidnapped me.
I - No, I stopped hoping for such happiness a year and a half ago.)

Coming from work. Family meet in the hallway. He beat his wife and kissed a cat.

On the street I heard a conversation of my daughter (5-6 years old) with her mother:

Mom: What about the English "I want a white cat?".
I don’t want a white cat.

I now live in the United States (exchange student), there is this dialogue with a girl from school:
Listen, and you are from where?
I: From Ukraine
Girl: Where is this?
I: Eastern Europe
Girl: Well... sorry, I’m just not very strong in geometry. You fucking, what geometry, I wanted to say in geology, I’m not very strong.

How to call a boy a cat?
YYY: Call it Boson.
XXX: And then look for a few years?

You are good, you know English.
WOW: What is cool?
You can normally sing in English and not carry any unintelligible humour to any person!

The little girl (9 years old) decayed because the doll's head fell off. And even today in the afternoon, she was playing GTA and said “I love shooting people.”