I remembered the topic of interviews. It was many years ago, when I still had nothing to write in the resume, I had to fill it with "water" of the type of a long list of skills and personal qualities. Skopipastil from some resume: stress resistance, initiative, diligence, good memory, bla bla bla. invited to an interview. We met with HR and the director, we sat down, we talked. Director: “And here you have written about memory. What is my name?” I am “Andrei.” He said, “No Sergei.” I said, “Well, then let’s cut off the memory.” Poržali, the position received and worked there for several years.
My girlfriend complained. She broke a crane in the bathroom yesterday. Called the slider.
A bell at the door. and opened. Standing in the special with a suitcase, everything is as appropriate and asks with a voiced voice:
Spraychen Zy Doych?
And the rabbit, the son...