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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №155033
 23.09.2020
When I graduated from philosophy, I was not ready for the exam. And I decided that it would not be worse and started to wash away (hence I honestly don't even remember the topic of the question, it was a long time ago) and was very surprised by the four set by the predecessor. And since the sense of justice in me, unfortunately, prevails over the sense of self-preservation, I began to figure out the motives. Why is it four, because I am a wild nonsense? Prepod replied, "You expressed your thoughts, I tried to teach you this all the time." I say, “Why then four, not five?” The answer was, “You’re so wild, I barely got blood out of my ears!” and :-)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №155032
 23.09.2020
A cold nerve in the neck. The pain is not strong, but I am a taxi driver, I have to turn my head, and I can't. Someone went out and a girl sat down for lunch. Seeing my reckless turns, I began to ask what and how. He suddenly asked to stop the car. The customer’s wish is the law. He takes me out, slightly presses on some points on the neck and neck, and the pain has retreated! To my surprise, she replied that she was a veterinarian, and so horses are rescued.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155031
 23.09.2020
Fresh traditions tend to draw, and turn into duty.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155030
 23.09.2020
Evgeny Roizman says:
In our country, when the Foundation was trying to defeat in 2012, UBOP came with special forces and television officers, used through the fence, stormed every one, got into the yard, watched, and there the gates were opened. It was uncomfortable, no, they rattled, went into the corps, built them all and asked, "Who wants to write a statement to the Foundation?"
And with them was a haishnik, he was specially taken so that he would break through our cars all for the subject of theft. And he rolls in the courtyard among the cars, smells, a ravenous such caught. And suddenly found one foreigner, clearly beat the robbery, rejoiced, flew into the corps and shouted to the UBOPovts: "I found it! I found!”
They jump out after him in the yard, he runs to the car and screams, “Here, this is in theft!”
They looked and said, “Listen, fool, not or, it’s we came on it.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155029
 23.09.2020
St. Petersburgers are so polite people that they will never call a person.
They’ll say, “At the present time, a film with your role could qualify for an Oscar.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155028
 23.09.2020
Xxx: I agree that unfounded puzzles for a couple or close to that are nonsense and wild. But sometimes puzzles are needed, I understood it from the height of the years, and in school years it was offensive and threatened to drop out of the house. But what if the child creates a hernia and the words do not understand? Here I got on the idea of a friend in 2003 and we went down a few packs of sweaters in the magnet, on the second trip we were caught. They went to school and called their parents. And the houses were puzzles, because they had to sell a view in favor of a fine, only if everything did not end with the police. Or when I decided in the same year to light a newspaper on the balcony or burn a piece of curtain with a hair lacquer. When I was in fourth grade, I walked home and walked for 3 hours instead of 30 minutes. My grandmother went and searched. And in the fifth grade, my sister and I and half of the class went to smoking, and then the director burned them all and it was a grand family. The Assembly. And there was a lot of similar fiction that we did in those years, words did not help, because every time we wondered.

Once I came from school and watched my grandfather lubricated the screws on bars, I decided that I would help now, because why lubricate rust? What to turn off. When my grandfather brought them with pride, I saw the sweat on his forehead. Who knew that he hadn’t anointed them for this and that they had held the balls? I had never seen him run so fast and speak in one tongue.

And every such exit cost a belt on the ass. deservedly. And I am not upset about this, because without them I could continue to smoke or switch to other things, as it happened with some friends, some of whom are already fed with worms. I could not learn, go to school and become a no-one on my parents’ neck, at best.

The belt is offensive, but it was all about the matter and I did not break any connections with my mother because of it. And looking at children born after 2005, I understand that sometimes you need to wear a belt. Even if he just hangs in sight with a hint.

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