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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59113
 24.01.2012
I work in the shell company. They have very strict labor protection. And engineers are somewhat far from the mind. I walk around the base, a TV engineer approaches me and says, “Why do you walk around the base without a helmet?” The tractor is on foot.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59112
 24.01.2012
m@dne$$
At our entrance it is written that interruptions with the power supply are possible from 9 am to 16:00 pm.

Al2NaOH
Stay in trouble

m@dne$$
I will go to all the electricity stations.

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59111
 24.01.2012
xxx: I have soap, it’s like tuning chocolate...packaging like chocolate, smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, wash like chocolate :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59110
 24.01.2012
% to %
We turn from sleeping chickens into glamorous blondes, who in business ladies.
% to %
Who's in the awakened chicken :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №59109
 24.01.2012
It costs 300 backs. and ppc!! to
Are you going to steal a bank?
222: Only not Sberbank
222: There is a turn

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59108
 24.01.2012
In the language of the Australian Aborigines, Dierbalu has four species: female, male, medium and edible.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59107
 24.01.2012
Master of Books:

The idiots!
When you write the schedule of work of the museum, you do not need to first write "every day", and then below, in small font - "Monday - the weekend"!!! to
"Monday - weekend" - it is not "every day", blat!

[ + 63 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59106
 24.01.2012
Yes is. Good guys, the winter is over. Now let’s get back 5 and snow.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59105
 24.01.2012
I once went to my boyfriend. I pushed his hand into his pants and ticked into the genital organ. I feel that my attitudes did not give a "hard" result.
I am upset to tell him: there is a softness.
Yes, that’s the foot! ?

[ + 57 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59104
 24.01.2012
I remember how to get to all the tricky settings of different versions of the wheel.
I remember putting almost any software from what I used more than once.
And I can explain all this by memory to a person who has never done this before, literally step by step.

But at the same time I can't remember the year of birth of my parents, where the controller of the zombie fighter lies and the time after the first look at the clock!

I am not the only one, right? Well please!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59103
 24.01.2012
>>...the first thought that came to mind - an introvert has any thread of fashion gadget with him!!! In general, the suggestion to cheer them on the first number of comrades was very pleased... did not do anything. I laughed a long time in the train. It is dangerous to speak English inside the Russian depths... and you are speaking the 21st century...

During the war of 1812 many Russian officers were killed – they spoke French with each other and the male soldiers took them in the darkness for enemies, and you say...

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №59102
 24.01.2012
The captain of the ship"Costa Concordia" calls a friend to the shore:
Have you seen the movie Titanic"?
and no.
I will show you now!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59101
 24.01.2012
The lesson.
The pedestrian is always right.
Voice from the Class: Even in the Morga...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №59100
 24.01.2012
SIN (Yuri): When I was laid the net, young people stretched the cable and stretched it through the back of the neighbor’s child’s sane.
And now I have to do something with the cable.)
SIN (Yuri): Pasha promised to come on the weekend, but it went as usual
Sergey Drozd: gesture... about sandals ))
WyCraSH: FlyNet installers are so tough that even saucers connect!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59099
 24.01.2012
Belka: I came from work yesterday, included regional news. In the Irkutsk region in the last two days burned (!) and two (!) The Fire Parts!!!And then"

Fuck...I applaud standing in our country.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59098
 24.01.2012
Alexander is
It is not about the size of the breasts, but whether they are at hand! and c)
Natalia
Yes well?
Alexander is
He touched his breast and cried

[ + 41 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59097
 24.01.2012
Cordesius: The cat pressed his cold nose to my forehead and cried.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59096
 24.01.2012
From the discussion in the diary:

The drawings of Salvador Dali were used in the design of the service.
Question: Are there other examples of the use of works of any artists in decorative and applied art?

WOW: Yes, Malevich pixels are a lot where used

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №59095
 24.01.2012
They are no worse than the military. Dialogue in a large IT company:
Where are our men?
The client vaseline from the morning.

Translation of:
Where are the staff of Sam? Software Asset Management (Software Asset Management)
Baseline survey on the part of the employer. (Primary preparation for further work)

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59094
 24.01.2012
XXX (0033): I went to make tea. All such a quiet, invisible and flameless theft in the apartment does not wake the dad.
He sleeps very sensitively and then sits on me with a mat while I sit behind a comp.
All of this is going through the corridor in light conditions - and sound masking, almost, almost completed my mission!
passing under his door I remember your "you sho, the green on the pedda shed?" and...
How to burn like cognac for tea on a new white blanket, by the open door of the closet, the fifth in a tea blanket spread on a linoleum to fuck it.

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