Twenty-first: My older sister had a PMS, and she told me why she would not go to some vocal competition - not so much because of the technical part of the matter and financial problems, but because of the anger on her sister, who was hiding all the holidays, while it was necessary to register for a normal competition, and now she recorded her for some kind of figured, where in life 2-3 fed teams and Armenian boys win.
I caught myself on the fact that I feel like a MAN: I sit on the couch, I serve her candy, I chew and I am afraid to argue!
How well known!
ZZZ: Unlike her husband, you really understand her!

I love our local newspaper.
In 2014, 712 calves were born in the area, including 571 from cows.
Hi to the newspaper"Nazepetrovskaya news")))

A review on a city nightclub website:
"It was my first time in this area. The most striking was DJ. He stood up behind the controller, put a set on the record and went to play chess with the guard. When the set ended he ran behind the controller, put the same set again! He played a game of chess with a guard. Well done!"

Miss 2.5 years old, teaches with her mother a well-known speaking language.
Mom begins the phrase, Misha ends.
An unexpected idea for parents:
“Misha, let’s start all over again: was Sasha going?
In the sauce!
And the sauce?
... the cabbage!

Are you still working there?
Oh yeah, so far
Do you have everything in German?
Well yes. I went to class, I am already studying the second trimester.
And how?
Well, so far not very much.
Bonnie, you want to. Working at home, watching movies.
- so I see, all "Commissary Rex" has been revised in German
Do you understand?
How to say. I already understand the dog well, the others are not very well...

IZh: I wonder if Gandalf says in the Spanish version: "¡No pasará!"? and :-)

And whether anyone spoke on it was a big question, because the spoken language of ancient Palestine of the time of Christ was Assyrian.
= is
Is it Aramaic?