I work in the shell company. They have very strict labor protection. And engineers are somewhat far from the mind. I walk around the base, a TV engineer approaches me and says, “Why do you walk around the base without a helmet?” The tractor is on foot.

m@dne$$
At our entrance it is written that interruptions with the power supply are possible from 9 am to 16:00 pm.

Al2NaOH
Stay in trouble

m@dne$$
I will go to all the electricity stations.

xxx: I have soap, it’s like tuning chocolate...packaging like chocolate, smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, wash like chocolate :(

% to %
We turn from sleeping chickens into glamorous blondes, who in business ladies.
% to %
Who's in the awakened chicken :D

It costs 300 backs. and ppc!! to
Are you going to steal a bank?
222: Only not Sberbank
222: There is a turn

In the language of the Australian Aborigines, Dierbalu has four species: female, male, medium and edible.

Master of Books:

The idiots!
When you write the schedule of work of the museum, you do not need to first write "every day", and then below, in small font - "Monday - the weekend"!!! to
"Monday - weekend" - it is not "every day", blat!

Yes is. Good guys, the winter is over. Now let’s get back 5 and snow.

I once went to my boyfriend. I pushed his hand into his pants and ticked into the genital organ. I feel that my attitudes did not give a "hard" result.
I am upset to tell him: there is a softness.
Yes, that’s the foot! 😉

I remember how to get to all the tricky settings of different versions of the wheel.
I remember putting almost any software from what I used more than once.
And I can explain all this by memory to a person who has never done this before, literally step by step.

But at the same time I can't remember the year of birth of my parents, where the controller of the zombie fighter lies and the time after the first look at the clock!

I am not the only one, right? Well please!

>>...the first thought that came to mind - an introvert has any thread of fashion gadget with him!!! In general, the suggestion to cheer them on the first number of comrades was very pleased... did not do anything. I laughed a long time in the train. It is dangerous to speak English inside the Russian depths... and you are speaking the 21st century...

During the war of 1812 many Russian officers were killed – they spoke French with each other and the male soldiers took them in the darkness for enemies, and you say...

The captain of the ship"Costa Concordia" calls a friend to the shore:
Have you seen the movie Titanic"?
and no.
I will show you now!

The lesson.
The pedestrian is always right.
Voice from the Class: Even in the Morga...

SIN (Yuri): When I was laid the net, young people stretched the cable and stretched it through the back of the neighbor’s child’s sane.
And now I have to do something with the cable.)
SIN (Yuri): Pasha promised to come on the weekend, but it went as usual
Sergey Drozd: gesture... about sandals ))
WyCraSH: FlyNet installers are so tough that even saucers connect!

Belka: I came from work yesterday, included regional news. In the Irkutsk region in the last two days burned (!) and two (!) The Fire Parts!!!And then"

Fuck...I applaud standing in our country.

Alexander is
It is not about the size of the breasts, but whether they are at hand! and c)
Natalia
Yes well?
Alexander is
He touched his breast and cried

Cordesius: The cat pressed his cold nose to my forehead and cried.

From the discussion in the diary:

The drawings of Salvador Dali were used in the design of the service.
Question: Are there other examples of the use of works of any artists in decorative and applied art?

WOW: Yes, Malevich pixels are a lot where used

They are no worse than the military. Dialogue in a large IT company:
Where are our men?
The client vaseline from the morning.

Translation of:
Where are the staff of Sam? Software Asset Management (Software Asset Management)
Baseline survey on the part of the employer. (Primary preparation for further work)

XXX (0033): I went to make tea. All such a quiet, invisible and flameless theft in the apartment does not wake the dad.
He sleeps very sensitively and then sits on me with a mat while I sit behind a comp.
All of this is going through the corridor in light conditions - and sound masking, almost, almost completed my mission!
passing under his door I remember your "you sho, the green on the pedda shed?" and...
How to burn like cognac for tea on a new white blanket, by the open door of the closet, the fifth in a tea blanket spread on a linoleum to fuck it.