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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151669
 24.01.2019
Any form of progress is an insult to someone’s religion.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №151668
 24.01.2019
When I was 14, I wanted to have a cat and my parents were against it. The usual tears did not help.
The case helped. My classmate is pregnant. Mom came from the parental gathering where this shocking case was dealt with, impressed by the news. In the mid-1980s, it was just nonsense. I approach her and ask with a quiet voice:
“Mom, who do you want me to bring home: a little girl, a little boy, or a little cat?”
The next day, a cat came into our family.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №151667
 24.01.2019
Chubais said that electricity prices would need to be raised twice, but Russia is a poor country, and it cannot be raised.
Zakharova said he was lying.
Chubais admitted that Zakharova was right and surrendered.
So it was scientifically proven that Russia is a rich country, and prices can be raised!

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