here here :
Filfak is four frightened boys and 80 girls with hungry eyes.

Don’t be jealous of these guys. Most likely, all 80 girls will perceive them as unscrupulous creatures and fuck with anyone but not with them.

At the next team building event, I thrust Olya with admiration:

Look how nicky he was!

“Ugh,” she said. I will give him home.

at home? Are you together?

They have been married for five years.

But at work you won’t say: come at different times, don’t talk, don’t go out for lunch together.

The light! I sleep with him, I eat breakfast with him, I eat dinner with him. Can I eat lunch myself? ! to

And I even measured this edge with a roulette, and photographed, and wrote complaints... and about the WONDER, three years later, when the children grew up on this dumb transition, the edges were cut.

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Thank you, good woman, and pluses in karma! I am now walking in this wheelchair and I am delighted.

He has a suitcase with pockets, he is a vampire. (from the textbook of Malawi Logic)

A friend who worked in Malawi said:
They have a huge percentage of HIV-infected people there, because there is a popular belief: to get rid of the disease, you need to pass it on to another.

xxx: Soon to call the teaser will not be so bad, because they will be smarter than us)))

Student: I’ve never heard of a student dying by smoking behind the school in a change.
However, smoking is fought, and physical culture is imposed.
It is unfair!

The case was in the States. One of us (who spoke little English, but did not understand American at all) grabbed his heart, and grabbed strongly. He picked up the number 911, the existence of which he knew from the series of the same name - and the "ambulance" really came. More gestures than words, the Russian explained: the heart. He was taken to the hospital, put a dropper... All in the steam, he was lying, having no strength or opportunity to ask for anything. and belonged. A healthy black man in a green medical coat bowed over the catallica and asked:

What, brother, is it figo for you?

In pure Russian, though with a slight accent.

“And I realized that I was dead,” described his feelings, a patient who later hesitated. But it was not an angel, but a nurse found by the hospital administration to communicate with a Russian speaker. He finished medical school in Tambov.

I went fishing on the lake in the summer. A herd is far away. I was tired in the sun, I fell asleep. I woke up, and the horse leaned to me and said, “Well, what, like a fisherman?” ( ) and ( ) Then only the shepherd in the seat noticed.