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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21751
 24.10.2009
Track your location on your mobile phone!
2 Write again, I will follow you and break your fingers on both hands!!!! to
1 is OK)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21750
 24.10.2009
Do you have water skies?
YYY: O_O
I have a regular and a bottle of vodka.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №21749
 24.10.2009
My dad told me long ago:
I sleep, I say something. The night. Somebody was washing water in the toilet. My daughter probably went. Then washed twice. Drink three times. Then I remembered that my daughter is not at home, my grandmother is sleeping. My wife sleeps next to me. There is no one else in the apartment.
I went to the toilet. I go in and there the cat is sitting on the barrel. She raises the towel and looks at the water.
This is the fun of the cat at night!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21748
 24.10.2009
Factory for the manufacture of polyethylene:
Moscow Street, Ul. Petrovsko-Razumovsky пр-d, d.29 page 2
This is the Citadel of Evil.

P.S Only the TSS...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21747
 24.10.2009
[chudik] so I didn’t come a long time ago )) the stove flooded and I play ))
[Tomahawk] the bear is tied?
[chudik] well the dick would be more)))
[Tomahawk] but this is the case) while you drink vodka with cloves and ivory, the bear snacks potatoes from the neighbors.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21746
 24.10.2009
by Anonymous:
Can I ask?
If I know someone’s IP address, what can I do?

by Ferdinand:
very much!
For example:
Print it in 72 fonts and hang it on the wall.
Remember and make a password to the safe in a Swiss bank
Painting on glass.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21745
 24.10.2009
I am not an alchemist!
How much did you drink this week?
and three.
Today is Wednesday.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21744
 24.10.2009
Attention and attention!
In the night of Saturday to Sunday, October 25, we turn the clocks one hour back.
For those who do not know, again, the Spring - the Spring - the Spring - the Dream - the Brotherhood.
Let’s go for an hour more =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21743
 24.10.2009
ili4: I remember being my student standing on a smoking break near the universe’s main building. Suddenly, from somewhere, an ambulance appears, whispering with all the sirenes, two healthy sanitarians with carriers jump out of it and quickly run into the corps. Everyone is in shock, they think someone has a heart attack or that is... 2 minutes of silence... from the body they appear, carrying on the TV, drag him to the ambulance and quickly disappear)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21742
 24.10.2009
YYY: You are googling?
Where do the kids come from? :)
YYY: to tell you?? to
XXX: Do you know? O_O
yyy: Aha, the east brings))
XXX: Why the fuck?
YYY: He brings him for a pitch.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21741
 24.10.2009
Attention to!! Alarm and alarm! Attention!! to
The end of the month is near. therefore
***************************************
Pay for the Internet
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Switch the clock in the night from 24 to 25 October to Hour Back
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Session soon! There is still time to take the mind, course and diploma.
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The End

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21740
 24.10.2009
Gaz (11:48:37 23/10/2009)
My wife calls you yesterday morning, where? I grumbled at work, she and at home that I didn’t see I fell into the rainfall.
Kyle (11:49:03 23/10/2009)
Did you not sleep at home?
Gaz (11:49:37 23/10/2009)
She just didn’t hear how I came and how I left.
by Koly (11:49:53 23/10/2009)
You are Ninja.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21739
 24.10.2009
RAMM (18:44:20 21/10/2009)
Do you have a fiancé? :)
Ladies and gentlemen (18:44:42 21/10/2009)
I’m fine:) the fiancé is jokingly* only he doesn’t know about it yet :-[

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21738
 24.10.2009
The girl said: "I want to be a director!"
He went to Germany...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21737
 24.10.2009
From a woman's forum - how to get rid of a guy
In the morning (or evening) you chew him at the entrance of the house with a pleasant smile and while he will surprisely collect intelligence for adequate behavior, you sharply hit him in the area of the ear with a cut of the water pipes or any other, accidentally found in the bag heavy object.
Then you carry it home and already at home, pre-dressed, well kicked off with a special hammer from the kitchen. Salt and spices by taste.
2 You determine the area of his habitat outside of work.You apply to yourself the fighting coloring of the evening woman and go to where he has a pasture.In the evening guys, even married, eagerly cuddle on all sorts of proposals type-pa: "...and do not overwhelm us, a morayak, I have a house and I swallow, and I adore anal sex..."When he comes out of the stupor and starts to move on his own, you will take him in the ear (you can just soak up the sponges) and you will drive him home, and there, waiting for him when he, clothing on the furniture and half of the saliva will be disconnected, you will distract him with an innocent comment: "Oh, who has come. "and you will

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21736
 24.10.2009
Allow me! Irina Nikolayevna, good night.
Yogurushka and hello. Probably the light? She can’t get there, she’s in the shower.
Yes... I know. Please bring a towel here.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21735
 24.10.2009
I installed Linux for the first time. Total mess in this case. While I was installing an aska, my peelings evaporated in the kitchen. I thought it was just written here :)


[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21734
 24.10.2009
Change the battery in the kitchen. I pulled the old straw into the entrance. The fifth floor is without an elevator. I pulled a few stairs and breathed. Then I got a genius idea. I went home, on the leaflet I wrote "who will bring the battery to the street, to 100r. Appeal to KV. This is"
While writing, the battery was removed.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №21733
 24.10.2009
The rate of brain destruction is directly proportional to the square of the TV diagonal.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21732
 24.10.2009
Just just...
I walk with my dog on the street. I see trust coming out. The man leads. To be honest, I don’t remember people well. The dogs are happy, they are friends.
I let go, Dover’s man also let go and speaks on his cell phone. And I watch the dogs play to catch, bite and bite. And then my jumped, not looking, and behind his ride into a trusted man. And that cell phone fell, and so successfully - into the gap near the sewerage grille. The man was sitting in the roof, I also approached - we see - did not fall into the water, but lies on the roof. Not to get.
And the man dropped his sleeve and... I have never seen such in my life... the hand - like rubber... pulls out the phone.
And I am so embarrassed to say that he practices a lot. Well, he caught Trust, I caught my own too, and here my husband is passing by, and mastering us.
The man responded to him. At home, I ask my husband - type who it is - and he says "that this is our gynecologist"

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