Q: Have you ever wondered why most horses are brown?
YYY: I’m not surprised to hear from you another question like this.) There are grey and white and black.
XXX: Here are the Gypsies with metal on a horse with a chariot and riding a horse sport on a telecast, so here is
XXX: there are, but white few, black in general only seen in the movie, gray too rarely, and mostly 90% of the horses are brown. Why is?
XX: you are a genetic here and explain why the horse is brown
YYY: Listen, I have one girl’s phone, she’s a great psychologist.
YYY: I think she will be interested in your case.
She knows why the horse is brown!? to
YYY: The bleak...

dim_ok (14:55:51 23/11/2009)
I just went through a narcissist :-)
mania (14:56:32 23/11/2009)
Keep it :D

Conversation between the two in the Aske:

XXX: What do you think?

Hollod:.... I have a girl for sex only in total darkness, and still always the blanket stretches on us from the top, the sweat doesn't like and doesn't wear at all, in one word, never the body in any way, even the stomach and the eggs of the legs.

Hollod: So I think, why, bl.t, then go to the solarium regularly?? to

and XXX:
I am at home for children, maybe only thanks to onions, garlic and chlorine from the disease I keep...
OOOU :
I think they still need to expand their diet.

We go with my wife to the supermarket, we walk near a stand with different magazines, I take her by the hand and say - Mommy, Mommy buy me a playboy, she turns and pronounces loudly - you are a boy big porn pumping, all in shock

Growth at 20 years.
It is now stagnant, and three years ago, the letters were attached to it - magnets for the refrigerator. I crazyly wanted to make a cool phrase. I asked my mother to buy a vegetable when she went to the store. Because she bought often, the seller asked how old the child is, she says to my at six years old it was not interesting to start playing with letters. My mom, without thinking, answered 20=)

Then, instead of letters, there was every lie, and from those that had time to accumulate, it was possible to compile only "EY MASEPA WHERE SHI EPT";.

Today I received an internal mail:

Dear employees!
Tomorrow, November 24, in connection with the stay in our city of President of the Russian Federation Medvedev (or Putin), please come to work on public transport!
It is not a joke. Parking on the Volga River.

The country has not yet decided who of them is president.

From the incredible...
I went to wash the dishes - added music accordingly so that it was very well heard in the aske sound turned on... After some time I clearly hear askin A-Ou...I fit...a message from an unknown number...You could not relieve a little more quietly, we have a small child, it is your neighbors from above.
The curtain.

I drove on the track.Pole lawn and 1 sign trips - Save the forest!

A person who is responsible only to God is not responsible at all.

It was summer, in a distant and beautiful childhood. I was on vacation with my grandfather and grandmother in the village. My cousin Valera was sent to them for "re-education", thus ensuring his parents a peaceful existence for at least two months.
It should be noted that Valera was two years younger than me, distinguished by unlimited discouragement and stubbornness, but was a funny guy. According to his grandfather, Valera was an exact copy of his older brother Michael, which I hardly believed, since Uncle Misha was a respected man, a frontman with a bunch of all kinds of medals and orders, and in combination an outstanding carpenter.
So it turned out that soon came and uncle Misha to help his grandfather set up a roof for the bathroom, in shiny chromium boots, which he was very proud of. On the second day of his stay in guests, presumably on educational grounds, a conflict occurred between Uncle Misha and Valera, which ended with the well-deserved backbone Valera. This was the beginning of the guerrilla “war” between Valera and Uncle Misha.
One beautiful summer morning, my uncle Mishina’s virtuous mother’s whip was spread all over the house with an occasionally gliding definition in it.
“Valera is a shit.” The reason for which was the presence of one left shoe in the senes and the complete absence of the right. Whose hand it was, there was no doubt.
- Misha, and he's right to take both, enough one, you're in one left
You will not walk? Grandfather noticed reasonably.
After a short educational process, the shoe was brought by himself.
and Valery. He was hidden in the shrubs. No more shoes.
The next day, at three in the morning, a confused and confused Valera came out of the shadows.
Not to my grandfather, but to me.
I have these shoes...
The others who heard this continued to eat breakfast. Grandpa thought about something for a moment and smiled a little.
Going out in the shade and approached the shoes, the grandfather examined them, removed the stickers from them, and called me. The shoes were twisted to the wooden floor with self-cuts.
Well here, you see? And you didn’t believe they stood up with each other, he told me.
Grandpa smiled.
“Walker, with whom have you fought, right? The front intelligence? – is
My grandfather went to Valerie. Then he added to the open door:
“Mish, let’s turn around, old joke man.
After that, there was no higher authority for Valera than Uncle Mish.

What a recession you grew up, Martha!
What did you grow up, Kuzmić?
You are dark, you do not know the words of culture! They said on television:
Our economy is in deep recession.

to this:

to this

Uriah! I finally managed to sneeze during an orgasm (=
Untransmitted sensations, time to insert a new chapter in Kamassutra
____________________________
Tell me, what about a partner there?
We are worried here...

_____________________________________

I understand that there is nothing to worry about: with one hand, the guy knocked a pen, and the other ticked a pen in his nose.

Correspondence at work.
You look out the window, the snow has fallen. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s get snowmen!! to
222: Emm.. Nicholas, in general, they glue ordinary babs, and snow - they glue))

Ever thought of eating happy tickets as a child?
Successful +1

Lexus : now the first advertising of some cartoon, say "sounded by Jim Carrey"
I : And what?
Lexus: What does it matter to me who sounded the duplicated movie behind the bug?? to

I work in the factory. The worker (treated, more or less adequate) says to the master (eternally drunk):
-Kol, I repeat to you a few times: this is not a disclosure, but a technical documentation!
and 😉

We went to the "Christmas story" - a picnic fairy tale for children!
I was still at the box office over the warning: “Some scenes can scare children up to 12 years old.”
Some scenes can scare children up to 27 years old.

Killed me plays.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Once in the army, when they pulled a heavy closet, everyone laughed and pulled on. The second time at home, when no one was there, the event went unnoticed. Well, the third look in the eyes of the woman, which he sought for about a month, in a moment of dull silence, usually preceding the long first kiss. And most importantly so loudly, shamelessly, with floods! The PMP!

I was crying 😉 😉

I installed a Japanese Windowx Vista... steamed.
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