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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56783
 24.11.2011
I just put the bricks, that’s why I can’t eat at all. and hungry.
Suitable for colleagues:
Eat my sandwich.
I can’t do it, it hurts. I even got the sauce...

I am now famous in my department.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56782
 24.11.2011
Valera comes to chat
d0lboiob: Valera, have you watched the movie “Gay Say No”?
Valery: No
Fuck it...
d0lboiob: Yeah, no parso, now ours come, get someone up
...
*taseg comes to chat
Valera: Stas, have you watched the movie "Gay Say No"?
Staseg: What are they saying?
Tagged with: "no"
Valera: The Suco!! to
d0lboiob :D

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №56781
 24.11.2011
Hello, there’s a lot to come to us!
Answer: Oh that is cool! Who are you at all?! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56780
 24.11.2011
What does the fish symbol mean on the car’s luggage?
yyy: sect, free stone makers, forbidden to swim, fishing club
Zzz: The Witnesses of YAHAZA!!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56779
 24.11.2011
From the forum about Phobos-Grunt:
This shit could not fly away and fall now is afraid :)

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