XXX: I said it all.
YYY: Your arguments are funny. For such answers, find someone more stupid than me, although you are unlikely to find him.

XX: When I was a child, I was permeated by anti-tobacco propaganda, and if I saw a smoking man on the street, I approached him and said, "Uncle, don't smoke, you will die." I don't remember myself, but they say that uncle little cigarettes all did not press from such an unexpected)

From the forum about the top 10 cities with the worst conditions for living, where mostly cities of Africa and the Middle East, in the end the worst city took the first place:

The 1st place. The worst city in the world is Dhaka, Bangladesh.

first comment:- 3 times read, but where is the rating of Rusaievka, Kokchetawsk region??? to

Imagine that we are in the kitchen and swallowed open gas. You can fight an explosion by removing people’s flashbacks. But sooner or later the spark will come from somewhere. The later the more powerful the explosion will be. Instead, you need to block the gas and ventilate the room, but the owner of the kitchen is lazy to do this.

The vertical power always depends on the horizontal links.

A taxi driver told me. In his words:
I worked as a chauffeur. One day I was sent to the district center for a cow meat mixer. They come and they are not accepted. None of any! Go back far away. Do not take? Okay well. I will arrange for you.
He drove the car to the party council, under the very windows, locked the cabin, and went to the dining room for lunch.
The cows are far away, they want to eat. They are in the body, REVOUT! Conflict in Paradise! What is? Why is? Where is the driver? They found me in the dining room. explained the situation. A call from the compound! Take the cattle! It is urgent!! Accepted without wire.

Sergey Viktorovich parked so badly that he was told on the car that he was a fool.

In the catalog of services of the clinic, the program to test the patient for the DNA of pathogens of 15 different sexually transmitted diseases was named "The Program "Maximum".

ZUMOTRIX: Astrologers predict a huge number of apocalyptic status on December 21 in all messengers and social networks.

"Post of Russia" in order to improve the quality of services announced a tender for the purchase of pigeons

<xxx> is coming
<yyy> what do you want? O_O
<xxx> Quantum Mechanics assignments send me